I work with several people who do not get it. Sure they are stocking up on a little extra food and water for a few days, but if you mention anything about martial law, or the UN they just laugh at you. They even have the audacity to mock me for refusing to go outside unless I am in full MOPP 5 Chemical Gear (to protect myself from the the chemtrails).

But in the last couple of days, 3 of them have finally started to come around. They now know the truth that any white vehicle you encounter is actually driven by an undercover UN death trooper. These three brave souls now carry around spray paint and walk through parking lots spraying all white vehicles different colors (in order to confuse the UN death troopers).

They have even started to stockpile supplies so that they can build walls in front of the Y2K guard towers found on the Interstate (with the hope of obscuring the view of the guards).

I have to admit I am pretty proud of these new GI's. If there are any survivors from y2k it will be because of these brave people.

-- Butt Nugget (catsbutt@umailme.com), November 16, 1999

Answers

Please don't feed the trolls.

-- Don't feed (the@trolls.please), November 16, 1999.

If you don't feed us who will? Come on everyone has to eat don't they?

-- Hungry Troll (feed@me.baby), November 16, 1999.

Look in the mirror, you're looking guilty, did the devil just give you the nod. You maybe thinking you're funny looking...well you're right, that's right, you're plenty odd. Think about, just think about it, if you were funny enough you could play great god....and I would fall down on my knees to you, fall down flat on my face. I don't have to think about it, just sit here laugh'n and watch the race...Well no body needs to baptize me, any time I laugh I gots religion, cross my forehead, cross my knees, I'll take any good sign I'm a clay pidgin..

-- Grace Slick (baronvontollbooth@chrome.nun), November 16, 1999.

Grace-

While you're here,why dontcha sing us a verse or two of "When the Earth Moves Again"?

-- Sam (Gunmkr52@aol.com), November 16, 1999.

I like your post. It is actually pretty funny. However, the name you chose is quite disgusting. Does it reflect your opinion of yourself?

-- the Virginian (1@1.com), November 16, 1999.

Chuckle, Chuckle.

Oh well back to preps

-- squid (Itsdark@down.here), November 17, 1999.

You FOOL! All those MOP suits carry radio transponders so the FBI can trace you! You need to wrap yourself in tin foil as well! Quick! QUICK!

-- Colin MacDonald (roborogerborg@yahoo.com), November 17, 1999.