My Personal Disclaimer

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While doing the SEC Filings I thought it might be fun to have my own disclaimer :o)

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-- Brian (imager@home.com), November 15, 1999

Answers

Brian, that's a great idea to use a disclaimer! My only contribution is that perhaps it should be done while doing the 'chicken walk' or a musical backup by the mormon tabernacle choir!

-- Reader (attap@telusplanet.net), November 15, 1999.

Brian,

I certainly absolve you of any responsibility; and I understand your concern.

However, since you don't charge anything for all the incredible work you do, you are protected under the "Good Samaritan Act".

-- Laura (LadyLogic46@aol.com), November 15, 1999.


Reader

My first impression when reading your post was John Clease doing his goose stepping :o)

Good old Monty Python.

-- Brian (imager@home.com), November 15, 1999.


Brian;

You are a sick man with too much time on your hands ;)

-- I am just (nobody@nowhere.nohow), November 15, 1999.


If one can be sued, a way will found, regardless of disclaimers!

Kook

-- Y2Kook (Y2Kook@usa.net), November 15, 1999.



I am just

If you think I wrote this up you are crazy :o) Just find a disclaimer and throw in a few choise words and there you go. Personal disclaimer.

Hey it's my dime.

-- Brian (imager@home.com), November 15, 1999.


"...Hey it's my dime....."

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh... Not for long. You left out "Your mileage may vary," "Close cover before striking," "Do Not Stick Tongue In Wall Outlet," and the Surgeon General's Warning. See ya in court!

-- I'm Here, I'm There (I'm Everywhere@so.beware), November 15, 1999.


Brian, Monty Python... ROTFL...

"And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks..." - John Cleese

LOL

watchin' the weird TV show...

The Dog

-- Dog (Desert Dog@-sand.com), November 15, 1999.


Dog

I did this while chuckling to myself cause it seems so funny. Sometimes humor takes the edge off.

John Clease on Y2K, that could be funny.

-- Brian (imager@home.com), November 15, 1999.


"On the other hand, let's NOT go to Camelot... It is such a silly place..."

"And now a massage from the Swedish prime Minister... (SLAP, SLAP, SLAP, SLAP...)"

"Well I didn't expect a Spanish inquisition... NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!"

LOL...

I must find something more constructive to do with my time....

stalkin' the cat...

The Dog

-- Dog (Desert Dog@-sand.com), November 15, 1999.



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