Hey kaching@hotmail.com

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Your latest posting amounts to a crime. It is called assault. I will send you an email about this in case you don't read this that often. A kid in Arizona is pretty nervous because he made the same kind of post. I will also give my friends at MS a call and see if they are aware of your abuse of their email system (yes I have friends there from college. I got my BSCS from the UW). I am sure if they don't have your real identity, they at least know who you are from their cookie.

Dearest Chicken Little Peter,

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected, you daring lousy guy. I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough exterminatioon.

Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

Note: this message was sent by a robot.

-- Large Freedom-Fighting Spider Person (kaching@hotmail.com), November 05, 1999.

-- Matt Greenway (mgreenwa@u.washington.edu), November 07, 1999

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Dear Webmaster

Please do not distroy any post or replies on this site. They will be used as evidence to convict Chez of cyber-terrorism and making threats.

The FBI and Justice Dept. like cases such as this with such a large amount of eveidence.

Ed - tried being civil, but some people just don't have a clue

-- Ed (ed_brigdes@yahoo.com), November 07, 1999.


After seeing the, um, lack of spelling errors in all of your posts, Mr. Brigdes/Bridges, I'm sure the FBI/CIA/IRS etc will surely take your letter to them seriously.

At least if they can verify the existence of both an Ed Bridges AND an Ed Brigdes who both live in Washington State and both voted for I- 695 and both have a particular and peculiar personality, um, "type."

What is still doubtful, however, is the matter of: how are you sure that Matt isn't actually the "Libeiral Chez"? He posts from the Evil Moneywastin' UW, doesn't he?

And how can we be sure that you are actually "Ed Brigdes" and not "Ed Bridges"? (which one of you is the imposter and which one is real?)

And--most relevant to entitlement-hatin' I-695 supporters--how can we be sure you're not receiving lifetime welfare benefits on account of being officially Non Compos Mentis?

Just a thought...

P.S. Have fun reading the 500-page Voters Pamphlet (now with more easy-to-read legalese than ever before) coming your way early next year, one of several million paid for by -- the taxpayers of Washington State!

WHOOPS!

-- Francois Truffaut (chez@u.washington.edu), November 07, 1999.


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