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I'm a little teapot.
-- (dhowser@md.pcc.com), November 06, 1999
Basking Ridge?
-- Paul Milne (fedinfo@halifax.com), November 06, 1999.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.dave
-- dave (wootendave@hotmail.com), November 06, 1999.
It's kinda like stamp collecting...without the stamps.
-- snooze button (alarmclock_2000@yahoo.com), November 06, 1999.
I have no handle, but here is my spout.
-- ooolong (oolongg@oolonggg.xcom), November 06, 1999.
Is anyone bothered by the fact that this sounds like code?
-- Dave (aaa@aaa.com), November 08, 1999.
The code would look more like this:
096700 READ TB2000-POSTS 096800 AT END GO TO TB-2000-EXIT. 096900 097000 IF NUMBER-INFORMATIVE-POSTS > NUMBER-POLLY-POSTS 097100 AND NOT < NUMBER-TROLL-DISRUPTIONS 097200 IF Y2K-PRO-DAY-OFF AND 097300 HOMER-BEANFANG-POSTING 097400 INITIALIZE TROLL-POST 097500 IF HOT-DOOMER-NEWS AND 097600 NO-HOFF-TO-PICK-APART 097700 IF BORED-AT-DIBUNKY 097800 MOVE TROLL-POST TO TB2000-NEW-QUESTIONS 097900 ELSE 098000 MOVE FAT-ASS TO MCDONALDS 098100 END-IF 098200 PERFORM HECKLE-TB-POSTERS 098300 PERFORM DECRY-CENSORSHIP 098700 WRITE "WHO SAID COMEDY WAS DEAD?" 098800 ELSE ....etc
-- lisa (lisa@work.now), November 08, 1999.
Oh God, Lisa. That is the funniest thing I have seen all year.Do some more!!
R.
-- Roland (laughing@myass.off), November 08, 1999.
Why, sure, Roland. Next will be in Visual Basic 6.0.
-- lisa (lisa@work.now), November 08, 1999.
Lisa:Great, but you forgot Flint and Poole. To serve the purpose, you should go back to formats from the 1960"s.
-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), November 08, 1999.