We have no butter, but I ask you

would you rather have butter or guns?

Shall we import lard or steel?

Let me tell you...................................................................... .

PREPAREDNESS MAKES US POWERFUL

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BUTTER MERELY MAKES US FAT

-- notmyusualfakehandle (notmyusualfakehandle@home.com), October 30, 1999

Answers

Aww, it might not make us so fat if we got up and exercised. part of preparing is taking care of ones self physically. I'd rather have the butter. Guns cans can freeze to your tounge while you try to eat them in freezing weather.

-- Everyone uses fake handles here (home@notmyusualfakehandleeither.butbetternottellthesheeplesthat), October 30, 1999.

In a time of food shortages, it may be the fat who survive.

-- (fatty@arbuckle.lardass), October 30, 1999.

That means I 'll survive. Not fat, just a smidge heavy.

-- notmyusualfakehandle (notmyusualfakehandle@home.com), October 30, 1999.

I don't eat butter so give me the guns!

-- matt (whome@somewhere.nz), October 30, 1999.

Guns VS. Butter

How very insightful.

-- (jb@and.company), October 30, 1999.

jb....chill out. It's just something I ran across which I found interesting. It was written during WWII, by the way.

-- notmyusualfakehandle (notmyusualfakehandle@home.com), October 30, 1999.

As my old economics professor used to say -

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED OUTLAWS WILL HAVE BUTTER

-- kermit (colourmegreen@hotmail.com), October 30, 1999.

Kermit:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!

-- notmyusualfakehandle (notmyusualfakehandle@home.com), October 30, 1999.

I got guns so I hope to keep my cow so I will have butter, and my blacksmith forge is next to my hog lot so I can pound hot steel while watching my lard grow.

-- chicken farmer (chicken-farmer@ y2k.farm), October 30, 1999.

What chicken farmer said.

-- biker (y2kbiker@hotmail.com), October 30, 1999.