Drunken Elephants?!!! WHAT NEXT?!!!!

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Maybe they didn't want no stinkin DNA experiments on their girlfriends with extinct woolly mammal sperm !!!!

-- jAY uRBAN (JAYHO99@AOL.COMj), October 22, 1999

Answers

Elephant goes into a bar, orders a vodka martini.

Bartender: That'll be $25. Say, you know, we don't get many elephants in here.

Elephant: At $25 a drink, I'm not surprised.

-- Not Whistlin' Dixie (not_whistlin_dixie@yahoo.com), October 22, 1999.


Riddle:

What's red & white on the outside, and gray on the inside?

Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.

-- TM (mercier7@pdnt.com), October 22, 1999.


How do you get out of an elephant?

You run and run and run until you're all pooped out!

-- yerfdog (not@real.com), October 22, 1999.


Guy get's an elephant trunk sewn on in place of his vital organ. Goes on a first date. While the woman looks across the table, the trunk shoots up, grabs a roll, and goes back under the table. After several more times, the date, in total amazement, says, "Could you do that again?" The guy says, "I think so but I'm not sure I can fit another roll up my butt."

-- Dave (aaa@aaa.com), October 22, 1999.

How long must these senseless tragedies go on until we enact tougher elephant control laws? These alcoholic elephants need to be banned...no civilized society should permit this carnage...people need to be licensed to own an elephant...

Just send money to Pachyderm Control, Inc. and rid our world of this scourge...remember, it's for the CHILDREN.

-- Bryan (BryanL@aol.com), October 22, 1999.



Why was the heffalump wearing tennies?

'Cos nine-ies were too small, and eleven-ies were too big!

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), October 23, 1999.


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