Flint (we're not sure whether it is Mr. or Ms., You leave so few clues, or is it too many clues)

We have prepared an application for you as the Designated and Forever Permanent Devil's Advocate.

Name: Flint Occupation: Depends Age: Whatever Address: Someplace Telephone: A group of numbers Essay on why you want this position: Well you see, there are a number of factors, many of which I laid out in my many essays, ramblings, strings of thought on the forum TB2000. However to really appreciate my stance on this subject you must ask me about my childhood, which began when I was an adult or was that after I was born, maybe I should ask someone, perhaps my mother, no not her I'll ask my vet who has known for at least a week. Any way as I was stating in an earlier reference to be posted sometime later than now it all began when these aliens abducted me and sent me to their country which was in another state but same time zone across the ocean from where I live. etc. etc. blah blah blah. What was this job for anyway? I have a job, I mean I work sort-of, I take home a pay-check that I converted into cash for some reason and buried in my backyard or was it my freezer, no I put it in the bank, the safest place for money except if you don't trust the bank and I don't so I put it there. Got it. Good.

If you accept this position with us please reply with the following:

"Yesnomaybe"

And we thank you for your support

BTW for KOS, one the folkes on the team mudwrestles

-- c4i (c4ixxx@hotmail.com), October 16, 1999

Answers

The Borg has a sense of humor :o)

-- Brian (imager@home.com), October 16, 1999.

Flint is a genius.

Why do you dare mess with his high intelligence?

Be prepared to have your stupidity evinced.

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), October 16, 1999.

Flint,
We have an opening for a permanent devil's advocate on our team.
-- c4i (c4ixxx@hotmail.com), October 15, 1999
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Appropriate invitation, c4i.

Flint is a LOOSE IFFER

Lucifer ass0t available, flexible, please employ

-- Ashton (allaha@earthlink.net), October 17, 1999.