Surrender Now!!!Your Situation is Hopeless!!!My Rodent Bretheren are about to Launch the most Grievious of Plans in order to bring about TOTAL CAPITULATION of the Furless-Pink-and-Brown-Monekey Men!!!Our insideous Plan will be the Final Blow to the non-nuteaters of the World!!!Supplicate yourselves now!!!Prostrate yourselves before Me!!!Name Me your leader and find Me merciful in Victory!!!Long Live the Rodent Revolution!!!

-- The Squirrel King (Still Nuts@upina.Tree), October 07, 1999

Answers

Strangely enough,the power companies seem to concur.

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), October 07, 1999.

To guard is not to turn away

to see is not to sleep

those who see least, see best

those who know most know nothing.

-- Sleestak (lost city@land of the.lost), October 07, 1999.

Wait a minute...I thought Dogbert already ruled the world?!? And he's a dog...

-- Paul Hepperla (paulhep@terracom.net), October 07, 1999.

"Uh Pinky, take alook at this." "Yes Brain." "Hehehe, the Rodents and the Humans are about to annihilate each other; after which I shall MOVE IN and TAKE CHARGE. Now, let us remove to our lair to devise a monetary system to enslave, er uh, structure the economy for my subjects who will be clammoring when the dust settles. This is beautiful Pinky. We'll finally be rid of those rats with bushy tails. With the Humans and he rat-squirells out of the way, we need only worry about the cockroaches. Haha, Haha, HOOhahahahahh"

-- Brain (alobar@webtv.net), October 07, 1999.

Nuts! Nuts! We've got 'em. Almonds, pecans, sunflower, pine, walnuts, hazelnuts! Sprout em too, yyyuuuuuuummmmmmm. And we gots trees! Lotsa trees, strong branches, canopied, good scamper system. Squirrel King, reject us at your peril!

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), October 07, 1999.

I for one am stocking pecans etc to feed the squirrels.

Some of which walk on two legs

-- no talking please (breadlines@soupkitchen.gov), October 07, 1999.

This was pretty funny the first time, but you need a new act. Maybe you could metamorphosize into a lightning bold, or a tree limb or something... <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), October 07, 1999.

This was pretty funny the first time, but you need a new act. Maybe you could metamorphosize into a lightning bolt, or a tree limb or something... <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), October 07, 1999.

Get lost you squirrely piece of crap. This routine is old and I'm sick of it. This whole forum is turning to crap.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.cum), October 07, 1999.

I think at this point the commander of the American forces is supposed to say "Nuts!" in return. Wouldn't that be correct, Mr Squirrel?

-- ..- (dit@dot.dash), October 07, 1999.

I needed a laugh. KOS, I still laugh at your repeat line. It seems odd that you of all people would say this. Go figure.

Squirrel King, I have a big fat cat who love squirrels.

"Walnut or world domination Brain? Narf!!

-- Mumsie (Shezdremn@aol.com), October 07, 1999.

Yep, the UTILITY COMPANIES need a new act. Squirrels left and right, over and under, in the lines, zap, sorry, no power, uh, sorry, your electronics are fried? zap, no coverage, squirrels allow us to be completely unaccountable for our mistakes, squirrels active everywhere!

So the new PR stunt coming down the pike --

DRUNKEN DRIVERS! Yes, we have confirmed inside info the DRUNKEN DRIVERS will be out en masse soon, knocking down utility poles everywhere, due to pre-on-post Millenium Parties!

Then ... drunken squirrels? terrorists? cyber-hackers? Oh, not much longer a scapegoat drum-up need. Communications and electricity will be out, news blackout, collusion to cover-up. Damn the public's right to know -- they gonna be IN THE DARK !!!!!

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), October 07, 1999.

Oh King, Ye of little humor. As one who has polluted this forum for so long with your mud wrasslin posts, you should be on the side of levity.

-- The (king@is.dead), October 07, 1999.

Okok!!!So it's old and Hackneyed...you got any better ideas there KOS?and no, we squirrels do NOT mudwrestle. YOU come up with something to lighten the mood around here Mr. Laughs!!!

-- The Squirrel King (Still Nuts@upina.Tree), October 07, 1999.

You go Squirrel King! Looks like the KOS is suffering from penis envy.

-- Only (one@king.now), October 07, 1999.

A terrorist Squirrel meeting up with a transformer caused 3500 Northern States Power customers to lose power this past tuesday in a Minneapolis Suburb. I was laughing when I heard it on the radio. Like ive said before--SHOW ME THE BODY!!

-- incredulous (cantbelievit@aol.com), October 07, 1999.

You will NEVER find the body, incredulous-monkey-man!!!We squirrels were trained by veterans of the North Vietnamese Army in taking the corpses of out Brave Rodent-Brothers so as to confuse the furless-ape-monkey-men on their body count!!!We will be victorious!!!

-- The Squirrel King (Still Nuts@upina.Tree), October 07, 1999.

Did you say "prostate" yourselves, or "prostrate" yourselves? Ever hear that old hymn, "All hail the power of Jesus name, let angel prostates fall." Never understood that last part.

-- Toothperson (A@a.com), October 07, 1999.

Squirrel you're funny...KOS you need to develop your act.

Long Live the Rodent Revolution!

-- Mabel Dodge (cynical@me.net), October 07, 1999.

those who criticize the king, will be the first to lose power!!!!!

my liege, i await your command.

-- Bokonon (bok0non@my-Deja.com), October 08, 1999.