Here's two of Al's speeches as converted by the utility:

vhy em i seengled oooot? becoose-a i see-a zee beeg peectoore-a?i pusted lest veek ebuoot peeg-prublem in n. Bork bork bork!c. yuoo deleted thet. Um de hur de hur de hur.is thet oo.t. Um de hur de hur de hur.?i pusted 6 veeks egu, ebuoot geneteecelly ing. seeds & dunger ooff pullee? i ves flemed veet zee PRIFETE EDS I PLECED OoN VEB.i,fe-a pleced leenks tu prupheteec-seetes[su hefe-a oozeers]yuoo hefe-a a cuntrul cleeqooe-a here-a,NO MY MESSEGE ISN,T TOoRN-OoR-BOoRN=IT,S EBOOoT THE SIGNS OoF THE TIMES.zee buttum leene-a is THE TROoTH is scery & yuoo cun,t hundle-a it. Um de hur de hur de hur.EMERICA hes becume-a a cesspuul, & zee oonly HOPE is a retoorn tu a spureetooel-heeleeng. yuoo delete-a IFERYTHING I POST,INCLOoDING NON-RELIGEOOoS INFO. i,m nut zee PROBLEM-YOOoR PERSONEL HETE TOVERDS ME-SPEEKS FOLOoMES.

-- i,m nut herreseeng. (dugs@zeeunet. Um de hur de hur de hur.cum), September 22, 1999

leeke-a JESOoS ,SEID TO THE BLIND ooff hees dey,yuoo cun reed zee seegns ooff tu-murroos veezeer, boot yuoo cun,t reed zee seegns ooff iterneety. Bork bork bork!EMERICA IS OoN A PETH OoF JOoDGEMENT.[noo cumes>ell is lufey-dufey creeeg] zee cheeldree ooff thees cuoontry;hefe-a beeb reepped-ooffff. nu spureetooel-fuud. Bork bork bork!G.I. EMERICA IS DECLINING-DECLINING-DECLINING. zee iegle-a is in zee doost. Um de hur de hur de hur. PROSPERITY-IS NOT A SIGN OoF BESSING-FET & SESSY TOoRKEY,S DON,T G.I. TIL THENKSGIFING.

-- rejected by mee. su ? (dugs@zeeunet. Um de hur de hur de hur.cum), September 22, 1999.

See guys......it could be much worse.....hehehehehehhehehehhehehehe

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), September 22, 1999

Answers

You see, Craig?

You can be VERY cool sometimes! (When you take your medication, maybe?)

Actually, I don't see much of a difference!

-- (dot@dot.dot), September 22, 1999.

Craig, your brotherly-love is a little off to-day.your message of all is well, no such thing as hell. is decieving'to say the least.but i don,t have to answer HIM,for your choices do i?READ your bible-study-prophecy-then tell us where we are.HAVE you been to jerusalem & talked with JESUS,-& what happened to armageddon???

-- not-surprised. (dogs@zianet.com), September 22, 1999.

Craig, your last words say it ALL. like so many on this forum[in crowd] you suck-up.suck-up, suck-up.so this is your gang? L.O.L.

-- not a man-pleaser. (dogs@zianet.com), September 22, 1999.

Craig is right-on.GOD has done ALL HE can do-thru his sons blood. my sorrow is,that GODS LOVE is available for whomever will. all around us 'are cryin-dyin folks,WHO will tell the children. I HATE what satan is doing to our country.

-- true message-wrong tone=me. (dogs@zianet.com), September 22, 1999.

For crying out loud, Al! If you would use standard sentance format, standard capitalization, and practice your typing, maybe we could figure out just what you are trying to say. Suffice it to say, your writing looks like gibberish.

Your missionary efforts are wasted when we can't stand to read what you write.

ps. I am guessing that most of us here are of judeo-christian identity. You are just preaching to the choir in this regard, and the ones who aren't are not going to get converted with your jumbled messages.

Come on. Please learn to type at least a little better.

-- (nobody@nowhere.com), September 22, 1999.

Nobody

Give it up, there is no reasoning with that idiot. That's why he is an idiot. See?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 23, 1999.

thanks deedah, i,ll be lookin for yu in heaven-be there.yah my typing is sorry, & I CAN,T SPELL-BUT I AIN,T GOIN TO HELL.

-- so i ain,t perfect-no crap. (dogs@zianet.com), September 23, 1999.