Humor, a little ditty

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ON TOP OF OLD KOSKY (sung to On Top of Old Smokey)

On top of Old Kosky All covered with spin I lost my portfolio When the system caved in

Well codins a pleasure But fixins a bitch While pointy-haired bosses Still seem to get rich

The Pollys ignore facts Say everythings great But when systems are crashing Well then its too late

Ol Kosky will spin you And insist all is well But come New Years Evil The world goes to Hell

So stock up on ammo And dont forget beans Get plenty of TP Or you know what that means

Now Clinton will save us And be Pres for life Its worse than it sounds boy Cause I mean his wife

Now all is not ruined Reliefs on the way For here comes the UN Hey You! Move this way!

-- jjbeck (jjbeck@recycler.com), September 18, 1999

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dagnab formatting!

ON TOP OF OLD KOSKY (sung to On To of Old Smokey)

On top of Old Kosky

All covered with spin

I lost my portfolio

When the system caved in

Well codins a pleasure

But fixins a bitch

While pointy-haired bosses

Still seem to get rich

The Pollys ignore facts

Say everythings great

But when systems are crashing

Well then its too late

Ol Kosky will spin you

And insist all is well

But come New Years Evil

The world goes to Hell

So stock up on ammo

And dont forget beans

Get plenty of TP

Or you know what that means

Now Clinton will save us

And be Pres for life

Its worse than it sounds boy

Cause I mean his wife

Now all is not ruined

Reliefs on the way

For here comes the UN

Hey You! Move this way!

-- jjbeck (jjbeck@recycler.com), September 18, 1999.


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