From Y2K, to Waco, to hurricanes, black helos, stocks and gold, economics, wood storage, limericks, haiku, electronics etc, etc, etc. Yep, from programming 101 to insane Al-D, where are you going to find the unique cast of characters assembled here? Goofy infidels one and all, but, even though the more blood thirsty among us scare the kids, one of my favorite places on the web.

Cheers!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 17, 1999

Answers

If only there would be a truly effective Polly-Spam interface blocking software, then I would be more at rest with my musings...

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 17, 1999.

Unc,

Ah Ha, You finally dropped your guard and exposed the "real" meaning of the letters GI. Goofy Infidels. I knew there was a hidden agenda on this board, just couldn't locate it til now. I guess you'll be turning in your official TBY2K hat, lapel pin, badge and mouse rug. You really should be ashamed at this leak YOU exposed, maybe the pollies will have you???

-- gomer pyle (furshamefurshame@USMC.com), September 17, 1999.

Gomer

LOL!

-- Uncle...err I mean... (SgtCarter@thebarracks.drop+gimmefifty), September 17, 1999.

Well, this is a YEAR 2000 forum, isn't it? This place wouldn't be much fun if all we talked about was date calculations on computers, would it? <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), September 17, 1999.

Dito Uncle Deedah! This place is better than 20/20 and Frasher! Everyday,(from 9 to 5) we 'communicate' with others and only see their "Public" faces. It is refreshing...well, HELL ITS GREAT! to hear people on this forum 'shoot from the hip'. I like the Pollys--- I like the Doomers--I like the Moderates. As a lurker, I watch, I listen to all sides of the argument..and I benefit from the interaction!

-- Smiling (lurking@the=edge.com), September 18, 1999.

He loves us. He really, really loves us.

-- Mara Wayne (MaraWayne@aol.com), September 18, 1999.

i know where i,m goin--and know HOW to get there.got my crud'cleansed in HIS BLOOD.hey unca=JESUS DIED FOR SINNER,S. call me insane-but i got outta the rain=i don,t need the pain. of being eternally=lost.

-- the HAPPY nut. (dogs@zianet.com), September 18, 1999.

Thanks Al, somehow it would not be complete without your input.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 18, 1999.

Mara

Tell me if I have overstepped my bounds but, I've always loved you.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 18, 1999.

well Unc...you're gonna love this one. I just heard on ABC news radio that 2, yes, TWO RUSSIAN BOMBERS were turned away today as the Navy scrambled jets to intercept. Something that dumbfounded the military as it "hasn't happened in years".

whoa boy...

Mike

==================================================================

-- Michael Taylor (mtdesign3@aol.com), September 18, 1999.

I've been saying we're in a Bear market for some time Mike :)

maybe Nyquist and BB and Nikoli are on the money...

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), September 18, 1999.

Careful Mara,

He's just after your beer...

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), September 18, 1999.

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 18, 1999.

It's certainly an adventure, Uncle!

And the weekend... *Sigh*

Diane

(So, is the plywood still up for Gert?)

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), September 18, 1999.

1)Waco, 2)black helos, 3)gold, 4)RUSSIAN BOMBERS, 5)Navy scrambled jets.

Uncle Deedah- I need a ruling from you on this. Have I got a TimeBomb BINGO with these 5 words?

Anxiously awaiting your decision. (Great thread Uncle! This could be my first outright win.)

-- CD (not@here.com), September 18, 1999.

CD

Just go ahead and yell it, nobody checks. That's how I keep winning.

Di

Trusting the weather jockeys, da wood is down. But OTOH, I didn't patch any screw holes.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 18, 1999.

Uncle, Mara will be in Florida soon.

-- Old Git (anon@spamproblems.com), September 18, 1999.

Mara, honey, you must wait in line behind Mrs. Uncle Deedah, me, and many other women here. I have loved my Uncle for almost 18 months now.

((((Unc))))

--She in the sheet upon the hilltop,

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 18, 1999.

Way too early for HTML....Coffeeeeeee!

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 18, 1999.

LOL Uncle Deedah. BINGO!

-- CD (not@here.com), September 18, 1999.

Hey, who you callin an infidel, you libertarian, profane, pornographic, pot-smoking, Floridian (there, TAKE THAT last one if you dare!)

Hmmmmmmmppppppph.

Whereas I am a polite, clean, modest, self-righteous, NO I MEANT RIGHTEOUS ...... believer. Course, I am a former profane pot-smoking Californian but we won't go there.

There, now we have THAT straight.

-- BigDog (BigDog@duffer.com), September 18, 1999.

Ya, we love this place too much ;^)

Got a click patch?

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), September 18, 1999.

BD

I quit poking smot a tong lime ago.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 18, 1999.

Ditto! I always wonder how I'm going to find everyone after all of this is "said and done."

(You know, provided TSdoesn'tHTF!) :-)

-- mar (derigueur2@aol.com), September 18, 1999.

Not a problem, Mar! Uncle Deedah has graciously offered to have a HUGE party if things don't turn out too bad. We can all meet there and celebrate! :-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), September 18, 1999.

Yep, a Crow Potluck over at Uncle Deedah's, beans 'n rice side dishes.

Followed by Yourdynamite chicken dance through the Polly Gauntlet.
Then 'pin the flying pig's tail on the closest prediction.'

Then a "Best Tinfoil Hat" award.

If only ... why do we think the odds of this rendevous unlikely? :-(

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), September 18, 1999.

Is it possible, that after the rollover, if all is well, we could continue to post off topic things here forever and ever amen? With a new forum name "TB2000OT" and if we try, really hard, I'll bet we could even come up with more new reasons to be prepped and not have to think about eating our beans just yet. I'd hate to think that I've only got another few months to enjoy this place and YOU PEOPLE.

-- kritter (kritter@adelphia.net), September 18, 1999.

What party?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 18, 1999.

Ah, Unc,..I'm gonna call for one of the archivists to check,...but I think you made that most gracious invitation in the first Asylum thread,...it's close to that time period...It was based upon that right-friendly-like little invite that I knew you wouldn't mind when The Magnificent and Colossal Yourdon Y2K Circus camped out at your place...

Asylum Historian?! Is there are historian in the house!!? Unc's tryin' to reneg... snicker, guffaw, snort!

--She who has saved her best party sheet,(still in the dry cleaning bag), specifically for Deedah's shindig!

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 18, 1999.

Sysman -- right-o. We (the GIs) know things are gonna crash, and that we should get prepared if not already. All that's left is speculative chat and postings about various subjects to try and get a better handle on specifically what might happen, before 2000-01-01 and after.

For example, bank runs are almost a certainty, and I hope they happen (give the sheep a wake-up call about the corrupt banking system). But a ramification of that, from another post here, is that that might be an excuse for the national guard to lock down the big cities. So those in big cities may not have as much time to get out as they previously may have thought.

-- A (A@AisA.com), September 18, 1999.

Donna, I'm looking for the original. The one where he told (Paul) Neuhardt and Buddy (DC) that even THEY could come. :-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), September 18, 1999.

Gaya to the rescue. Your goose (uh, crow...) is cooked, Uncle!

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 18, 1999.

Donna, I'm so glad to see you back on the forum, although you did send me to the dictionary occasionally (eg. "sophistry").

Could you explain the meaning of the "She in the sheet" thing? I'm not sure I understand the meaning ... but I like the mental picture anyway....

-- DaveW (dwood@southwind.net), September 18, 1999.

Followed by Yourdynamite chicken dance through the Polly Gauntlet.

THAT I can't wait to see! Only a few more months!

-- Super Polly (Fu_Q_y2kfreaks@hotmail.com), September 18, 1999.

Dave,... Thanks for the welcome back. Between home computer failures and preparation exhaustion/burnout I had to get away for awhile.

The sheet reference is to me, in my mind's eye, and my family's eye, the forever Cassandra-type prophetess,...or the madwoman wearing a flowing sheet, standing upon a hill with a placard of warning, or perhaps, the mad witch conjuring up the winds of change. (poetic drama queen that I am, metaphor swirling around me.) It's actually a cheap shot at myself,...trying not to take me too seriously. :-) When I came here to Yourdon's the Asylum and FRL gang picked it up, and the rest - as is sometimes foolishly said - is history!

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 18, 1999.

Since this is a kind of sappy and personal thread, this seems like a good time to say thanks to a few favorites of mine. Old Git, Greybear- I'd like to say thanks to both of you. I started lurking about a year ago and only posted on occasion (still). To be honest, I feel a bit intellectually inferior here. But the two of you were always warm and friendly in your responses. In fact, it was Old Gits response to a limerick I wrote, that made me start to feel at home. The last line was " please tell me it wasn't a whim-Rick" Remember? Anyway, a small thing but enough to make me feel at home and most importantly, start to prepare. I'm now in a position to care for my family and neighbors(if I decide to) So I owe this forum a very large thank you. Where is Greybear these days, anyway?

-- (rcarver@inacom.com), September 18, 1999.

Donna, that's actually what I guessed! FWIW I think the "Cassandra Prophetess" will probably appeal to a wider audience than the "Madwoman with a placard" or the "mad witch" :)

-- DaveW (dwood@southwind.net), September 18, 1999.

RCarver, you can find Greybear more often on the Prep Forum (Link) than here.

Donna, I'm having a blast playing around in the archives. I've laughed myself into tears more than once. :-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), September 18, 1999.

'nother party game -- pin the tailfeathers on the super polly?

-- (thewinner@eats.dinner), September 18, 1999.

The diverse viewpoints here make it an interesting place, that's for sure. Lots of links to interesting sites, the Poly/Doomer point/cointerpoint debates, the flames, predictions, lots of opinions/perspectives, some jokes and rapier wit to add to the mix, and you have something that no television show could ever offer :-)

Gotta agree with Unc. Still one of my favorite places to visit.

-- Tim (pixmo@pixelquest.com), September 18, 1999.

Ahh haa! I found it!! Uncle D, we're not letting you off the hook! :-) Here it is:

You must all stay in touch, because if this situation turns out to be a Paul or Buddy type scenerio, Deedah is going to throw the party of a lifetime, maybe two lifetimes. And everybody is invited. (well maybe not everybody) No expense spared, to the moon Alice. (Plenty of eats to go around, and not that crap that Greg sells, real cow meat for the less highly evolved, and wholesome veggie stuff for Donna B)

Sister Sledge said it "We are family, I got all my sisters with me"

Yeah! Baby Yeah!

-- Uncle Deedah (oncebitten@twiceshy.com), September 10, 1998.

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), September 18, 1999.

WhooHooooo! Hey, Greg sells some tasty stuff -- and he's a nice guy. Good Tuesday night chats. We're looking forward to meeting you, Uncle D. Be easy on us vegetarians ;^)

Thanks for the sleuthing, Gayla :-)

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), September 18, 1999.

Uncle,

I take it you will be supplying barrels of Guinness too... :)

With PROPER pint glasses [no drinking out of cans!]

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), September 18, 1999.

"I started lurking about a year ago and only posted on occasion (still). To be honest, I feel a bit intellectually inferior here. "

Rcarver, read your post again. How could you possibly feel "intellectually inferior" on this forum when you're saying "I'm now in a position to care for my family and neighbors(if I decide to)"???? What is it that makes you feel intellectually inferior to the Pollies? That you can't come up with a witty repartee to their illogical musings? Well, I'll tell you what, I can't either. I get so flabergasted by the sadness and stupidity of it all sometimes that I'm tongue-tied. I'm not a shy person either. Don't misinterpret flashy wittyness for intelligence. My favorite posters are anything but that. They simply state common sense and facts, most times very blandly. You seem to fit that type, a realist without bells and whistles maybe? Don't be shy :-)

-- Chris (#$%^&@pond.com), September 18, 1999.

Gayla you found it! You had me digging through the archives too! ROFL!!

It's good once in a while to read through the archives and see how things have evolved. I got stuck reading old posts from E. Coli, Art Welling, Paul Neuhart et al. in many categories. To think that Roleigh Martin and Ed Yourdon used to post here regularly. *sigh* things have changed.

-- Chris (#$%^&@pond.com), September 18, 1999.

Define Paul or Buddy type scenario.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 18, 1999.

A Paul or Buddy type scenario is anything that leaves the roads between my house and yours open, and gasoline available to get there! :-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), September 19, 1999.

Define party.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 19, 1999.

Also, I'm not sure what "going to throw" refers to. Rather vague statement, don't you think?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 19, 1999.

Gayla,

I'm glad to see you nailed that slippery devil. Can you imagine him trying to weasel out of his obligations at this late date? I mean, the only reason we've put up with him all this time is the prospect of free dehydrated beer!

I don't know about you, but I'M showing up, and I don't want any of those lame veggie burgers neither.

-- Lon Frank (lgal@exp.net), September 19, 1999.

Right on Lon. Don't try to weasel outta that one Uncle D. And you better make sure dIETer is invited too, cuz I'm going only if he's there. DieTER's got the hots for me, I just know it. Only an alien could. I'm a resident alien, that's why he luvs me.

-- Chris (#$%^&@pond.com), September 19, 1999.

Well I'm the alien resident, so I'm tagging along, too - if the border's open. This party will (being hopeful, here) be like Chuck's "who do you most want to meet" thread fulfilled - all my favorite e-friends in person. Hardliner better show up, he owes me a dance ;-)

-- T the C (tricia_canuck@hotmail.com), September 19, 1999.

Define party.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 19, 1999.

A massive "Animal House" ultra-decadent knees up on your boat Unc, with plenty of Guinness on tap, mud wrestling in one corner, y2k pro- baiting in the other, a strange guy doing the funky chicken (who could that be), with lots of crow pie... one or two polly's mysteriously going overboard... you get the picture...

so what was your address :)

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), September 19, 1999.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm still stuck on that "going to throw" thing. To me that sounds unnecessarily vague, I mean, even the prosecution has to agree that it is an empty statement of intent without a legally binding time frame. And that reference to "lifetime, maybe two lifetimes". Oh sure that SOUNDS good, but, as many of you know, and I'm confident that the judge will attest to this fact, some insects lead exceedingly short lives.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 19, 1999.

Listen to the man parce, woulda! :-) LOL! As I remember it, Uncle Dearest,...the party is to be potluck, with you providing the ambiance, and, of course, the dehydrated hooch,... the rest of us bringing our sparkling personalities and some thoughtfully and creatively prepared Y2K snacks.

Gang, I'm wondering if it's the stress of the monster Floyd's visit to Florida that has Uncle Deedah a bit fuddled on the party specifics.

(((((I Love you Uncle D.)))))

--She in the Sheet with her dancin' shoes on,...

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 19, 1999.

Send Unc a care package of Depends! He's now got a conundrum, what to worry about more, Y2K going InfoMagic or Y2K going BITR ;^)

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), September 19, 1999.

Right back at ya, Donna.

Now, upon further investigation, I also see the word "invited" but I see no specific reference in that same sentence as to what this "invite" entails. Now one could assume that this word refers to the inspecific "party" in the preceding sentence, but even in that case, would not the phrase "to attend" need to be in place as a qualifier to the meaning behind the word "invited"?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 19, 1999.

Is Mr. Davis on the A-list?

My panties are in a twist with concern that if he brings brownies, it may cause Big Dog and Unc to fall off the wagon.

-- flora (***@__._), September 19, 1999.

Once or twice in my life I entertained the notion that it might be fun to enter the land of "the law", with it's alien language that so many people are getting so good at. Heck, why not? It's fun. (Your Honor, please direct the witness to answer the question.) Most times, however, I realize that I couldn't do it, or do it well enough, with a straight enough face to pass for one of the citizens. I'd rather play the piano, tend the garden and write poetry. Sad about no potential for a six figure income, sometimes,...would go along way for preps.

So what's she blathering about, they ask? You kids go ahead and play without me. I'll just watch and enjoy. My favorite game is: Name That Tune.

((((Uncle))))

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 19, 1999.

Donna,

I was referring to Paul Davis {he's expressed concern for how people are financing preps }. Maybe you thought I was referring to Gray Davis? Didn't mean to scare anybody, sheesh. It was just a joke, sorry. I thought all gauzey gals from Cal had a sense of humor about "Mexican tomatoes'.

-- flora (***@__._), September 19, 1999.

No, no, no...I'm not upset with you flora...not even in my mind. Pay no mind to me, for I'm just a frequently cranky crank in gauzy clothes, kvetching from time to time about her stranger in a strange land life. Heck, I don't care if it's a real party or a cyberparty. Just have a little kid inside who liked the notion of a party to shoo away the gloom.

--She's at peace, sheet billowing in the breeze.

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 19, 1999.

I guess I'll throw my own BITR party for all those who can't trek all the way to Florida. Let me think about the details, but it'll be at my place, Shade Heaven, out here in S. California where absolutely no one wants to live.

--She in the funny party hat and the sheet.

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 19, 1999.

Donna,

I thought you might bug to greener pastures.

I've got scads of loved ones who'd rather live in So Cal than anywhere else. I know it's hard for most folks to fathom, but I harbor a large soft spot in my heart for the for the place[s] myself.

-- flora (***@__._), September 19, 1999.

*warning* this is my last feeble attempt to commit humor on this thread.

Be forwarned if you attend the BITR party at the Davis household, you may leave with a monkey on your back.

-- flora (***@__._), September 19, 1999.

I don't get it. That makes no sense.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), September 19, 1999.

KOS, don't you remember Paul Davis talking about "doomers growing marijuana to finance their preps?"

UNCLE DEEDAH! You should be ashamed of yourself! Now you've broken poor Donna's heart! In all of her difficult moments, she's hung on to the thread of hope that someday she could have a moment's joy at your party. You deliberately led her on, and all the rest of us too, for that matter! It's despicable, and downright rotten, too! Now she's even thinking about trying to have a party of her own! And on top of everything, she STILL professes her love for you! The SHAME of it all! Hmmmph!

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), September 19, 1999.

Define "despicable".

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 19, 1999.

ROTFL! You're good! :-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), September 19, 1999.

He's bad! He loves being bad. Naughty!
"Ah, it feels so good to be bad!" Are there really NO other Lestat fans on this entire Board?

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), September 19, 1999.

OK, he's good at being bad! Sorry, Donna! I tried! :-)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), September 19, 1999.

Relax ladies, I'm just goofin on ya.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 19, 1999.

Ashton & Leska,

Please don't post any more hints as to the reasons for my anonymity. . .

Surely you remember my old post: "And the women--ah, the women are glorious, naked in the spring warmth as they were under the Egyptian pharoahs, in skimpy short skirts and tuniclike dresses, or wearing men's pants and shirts skintight over their curvaceous bodies if they please. They paint, and deck themselves out in gold and silver, even to walk to the grocery store. Or they go fresh scrubbed and without ornament--it doesn't matter. They curl their hair like Marie Antoinette or cut it off or let it blow free.

For the first time in history, perhaps, they are as strong and as interesting as men."

-- Hardliner (searcher@internet.com), September 19, 1999.

hardliner,

You're a peach. I intended to apologize to everyone. There's smoke in the air, I have friends on the fire line & others evacuating. The odd lightning storms from 11 days ago have left a massive calling card. As much as I can see it as productive for the long term environment, the old LA broad in me just gets crabby at the awful tint in the light outside. I hang my head in shame, His Majesty has correctly deemed that I made no sense.

-- flora (***@__._), September 19, 1999.

AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), September 19, 1999.

-- (ready@to.party!), September 19, 1999.

Menu ideas for Uncle

-- (hee@hee.hee), September 19, 1999.

Yup, lotsa nuttin.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 19, 1999.

flora: Ohh, now I get it. I missed the needlepoint connection. Good one!

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), September 19, 1999.

What a difference a day makes. Sun's coming up, cool here in Shade Heaven - overcast, but with that bright dawn intensity that Southern California wears so well.

My tease armor had holes in it yesterday.

Hey, Unc,...define: "nuttin". :*)

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 20, 1999.

From: Y2K, ` la Carte by Dancr near Monterey, California

Flora: consider yourself lucky. Next year, when the rest of the world is in flames, maybe there will be nothing near you left to burn.

-- Dancr (addy.available@my.webpage), September 20, 1999.

An absence of nutt. Also, see whatcha ain't gotz.

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yahoo.com), September 20, 1999.

Correct as usual, Uncle. LOL!

I got plenty of nuttin', and nuttin's plenty for me.

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 21, 1999.

"Ya gotta love this place... "

Unc, after the sex thread, I realize I love this place like a dysfunctional lover. I hate to love it, and I love to hate it.

-- Chris (#$%^&@pond.com), September 21, 1999.

Refuge! Refuge! The forum is disintegrating before our eyes...have you read some of the new threads? Sheesh....Reminds me of one of my, and Ed Yourdon's favorite Asimov stories/novel: "Nightfall". If you have not read this stop reading my post. SPOILER in progress....In it a group of observers are gathered in a bunker to watch an event that only occurs every few thousand years, an event that causes the inhabitants of the planet to go mad and destroy the civilization out of fear. The observers have trained themselves to stay sane (supposedly), and hunkered down to record the devastation, see the event and preserve the records of the civilization, so all is not lost and doesn't have to start again from scratch. To make a long story short,...in Asimov's first try at this (a short story),...the observers are not successful...they go mad along with the rest of the population.

What's her point?, I hear you... I just got an eerie, Nightfall kinda feeling when I logged on and began to read the insane swill that accounts for many of the new posts since earlier in the day. Gooseflesh on the back of my neck and arms.

Seemed only right to "duck" in here, and the FRL threads to be among weirdos more my speed.

Unc,... anytime you wanna goof and play definitions is alright by me! As if you needed permission, eh?

--checking the hem of her sheet to see if they got any of that stuff on her...ick!

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 21, 1999.

Donna: Do you like to mudwrestle?

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), September 22, 1999.

You know, King,...I think I'm one of the last old timer women you've asked about mud wrestling. Either this is cos I'm from an area in S. California where we have no mudslides, or, cos I was gone from the forum for a couple months... :=) While I prefer Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit, I'd give mudwrestling a try. There's a great hot springs out here with a mud/clay pit that I love to play in...Think I might me a natural?

As long as you don't start screaming out the name of Notradamus at inappropriate moments, or reciting whole chapters from the Lord Of The Flies, I'll give it a try!

--She searches her closet for a sheet suitable for wrestling.

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 22, 1999.

Donna, insanity is in the eye of the beholder, isn't not?

I'd never stoop so low as to mudwrestle! Mud is for pigs Donna, not women.

dIETer!!! come knock some sense into this woman before she finds that sheet!

-- Chris (#$%^&@pond.com), September 22, 1999.

Is it not even!

I'll regain my composure as soon as you're back into an appropriate sheet.

-- Chris (#$%^&@pond.com), September 22, 1999.

Ah, but Chris, mud is so good for the complexion....Fear not. I haven't found the appropriate sheet yet,...and KOS has not given his promise about the Nostradamus exclamations and Lord of the Flies recitations yet.

--wacky as hell She wears the hilltop-appropriate sheet.

-- Donna (moment@pacbell.net), September 22, 1999.