Is there such a beastie out there? Cast your votes please.

(Mumsie wrote:) "What would I suggest as an alternative? First, some moral balls on the part of Congress, who should rise up and demand that Janet Reno step down. Then they should apply the same newly 'discovered' integrity in choosing her replacement. Let that new person appoint a gutsy honest person (who is not compromised by a mistress or some other form of blackmail) to head up the investigation. "

"Now, lets have a little fun and try to come up with that gutsy honest person that is unencumbered with the baggage you have mention.

(1). Jesse Ventura (2). Rep. Chris Cox (3). Judge Judy

BTW, I agree with your suggestions and my nominees are 66.666% serious."

-- Truth (at@the.ready)

-- Mumsie (Shezdremn@aol.com), September 14, 1999

Answers

Uh, Mumsie, Congress doesn't choose a replacement. The Attorney General is appointed by the President.

'nuff said.

Jolly

-- Jollyprez (jolly@prez.com), September 14, 1999.

How about.......Art Bell?

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

-- Don Wegner (donfmwyo@earthlink.net), September 14, 1999.

They MAY not CHOOSE but they damn well give "Advise and Consent"

Chuck

who understands horse trading when he sees it.

-- Chuck, a night driver (rienzoo@en.com), September 14, 1999.

Sorry Jollyprez,... I do know that, and did mean 'approval' of the choice. (sloppy of me) Although in fun, am also genuinely interested in gathering opinions from this savvy group.

-- Mumsie (Shezdremn@aol.com), September 14, 1999.

How 'bouts O.J. Simpson? He knows a lot about crime.

-- Mr. Blond (favors@f/f.cum), September 14, 1999.

I nominate Foghorn Leghorn, he has a way with words.

-- Porky (Porky@in.cellblockD), September 14, 1999.

How about Ron Paul of Tx.? He seems to be the only one up there who has ever actually read the Constitution.

-- Nikoli Krushev (doomsday@y2000.com), September 14, 1999.

some possibilities:

(1) HAL 9000 (if y2k compliant) (2) Stevie Wonder. Some say that he's god, so why not let him do his work?

(3) Will Continue. She'd press charges against the President, and string him up by the, uh, nose.

(4) Stephen Hawking. He'd figure out a way to travel back in time and stop the crimes before they happen.

-- coprolith (coprolith@rocketship.com), September 14, 1999.

Ron Paul sounds good as well as Jim Inhofe of OK. Seriously doubt they would make the appointments, however.

-- Barb (awaltrip@telepath.com), September 14, 1999.

Most likely, what we'll end up with is a headless Justice Dept until Bill leaves office.

-- Tim the Y2K nut (tmiley@yakko.cs.wmich.edu), September 14, 1999.

Unfortunately, Heinrich Himmler is dead. Otherwise, he would be the logical choice for this administration.

-- turtle (turtle@hiding.com), September 14, 1999.

David Bresnahan or Joseph Farah.

-- lisa (lisa@work.now), September 14, 1999.

Ally McBeal

-- (woo@woo.woo), September 14, 1999.

Clarabelle. Oh wait. He's a clown, too.

-- Ranger (OneRanger@OneRiot.net), September 14, 1999.