In the spirit of OT posts (and hoping the UFO disappears real soon) I noticed that there are no y2k bumper stickers yet. One might try...

GIs get it before rolling over.

If you can read this, you must still have gas!

How about for the real doomers...

My son ate your honor student! (I know, I know. That was too sick.)

Any takers?

-- Dave (aaa@aaa.com), September 02, 1999

Answers

"Y2K: Gimme Danger" (riff on an old Iggy Pop song).

-- PH (spin@on.ca), September 02, 1999.

'THE END IS NEARer than you think..'

Owl

-- owl (new@new.com), September 02, 1999.

Y2K: Got Beans, Rice and Beano?

Y2K: Will you be dead or alive?

Y2K: I get it do you?

Y2K: Someone is either telling the truth or lying.

Y2K: Clinton has a bunker do you?

-- bardou (bardou@baloney.com), September 02, 1999.

Y2K: to eat or not to eat? That is the question.

Owl

-- Owl (new@new.com), September 02, 1999.

Hey, Don't Notice Me; Not Prepared
but i do have ammo

The GIs will understand and laugh.

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), September 02, 1999.

I'm thinking of buying a 2000 VW Bug. That way I can say that I own a Y2K Bug. Of course, I would just HAVE to put those bumper stickers on it.....

-- (cannot-say@this.time), September 02, 1999.

Cash Gas Or Ass--Nobody Rides For Free!

-- Omega Person (omega@end.com), September 02, 1999.

Y2K is just a code sore

-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), September 02, 1999.

Honk if we're Doomed.

Official Millenium Bug-out Vehicle

Beans. Not just for Breakfast anymore!

If you can read this, you should be concerned about Y2K.

How far am I from a 7-11?

"Never before have so many depended on so few not to screw up" - Ed Yardeni

Y2K: Are you feeling lucky?

-- Lewis (aslanshow@yahoo.com), September 02, 1999.

Y2K, when pollys become the bumps in the road.

-- CygnusXI (noburnt@toast.net), September 02, 1999.

00 .... what year is this?

-- Super (slfsl@yahoo.com), September 02, 1999.

Y2K: PREPARE NOW OR PANIC LATER

-- tt (cuddluppy@yahoo.com), September 02, 1999.

Panic Now - Avoid the Rush!

-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), September 02, 1999.

Y2K It's not the odds, its the stakes

This is the one phase that has made some DGIs stop and think...

-- biker (y2kbiker@worldnet.att.net), September 02, 1999.

01-01-0h-oh

-- a (a@a.a), September 02, 1999.

Man, there are some GREAT ideas here...

-- Lewis (aslanshow@yahoo.com), September 02, 1999.

WARNING THIS CAR BREAKS FOR Y2K!

-- jjbeck (jjbeck@recycler.com), September 02, 1999.

Y2KOK/YOU?

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), September 02, 1999.

Better, Y2KOK-U?

-- Carlos (riffraff1@cybertime.net), September 02, 1999.

If you own a DeSoto, Edsel, one of those BIIG old Caddies with tailfins (late 50's/early 60's), or other old big Detroit iron:

Y2K COMPLIANT

-- Tim (pixmo@pixelquest.com), September 02, 1999.

Tune In.....Turn On.....Bug Out

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 02, 1999.

Y2K: The Bug That Ate New York

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 02, 1999.

Y2K-Ready To Die?

-- Skeptic (worse@case.die), September 02, 1999.

2000 - The Year of Living Dangerously

1984 - Big Brother Is Watching; 2000 - The Bug Gets Big Brother?

Will the last year of the century be A Bad Time Was Had By All?

January, 2000. The Biggest New Year's Hangover You've Ever Had.

Thanks for all the laughs, everyone!

-- Bonnie Camp (bonniec@mail.odyssey.net), September 03, 1999.

Happy New Year ? ? ?

-- Greybear (greybear@home.com), September 03, 1999.

Y TRUE K

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), September 03, 1999.

Year 2-Oh-Uh-Oh
My other car doesn't run either

-- A (A@AisA.com), September 03, 1999.

[not very original]

It's Y2K, Stupid!

Y2K: The truth is out there.

I invented Y2K.

...

[general yourdonite and doom-ish]

Bye Bye Sheeple!

Y2K: Head for the hills!

This way to Milne's pill box.

Dragon Ranch or Bust!

Y2K: If it's THAT bad, I'll come to YOUR house!

Y2K: There's grasshoppers and there's ants.

...

[Koskinen-ish]

See no Y2K. Hear no Y2K. Speak no Y2K.

Y2K is local, stupid.

Sleep, sheeple, sleep.

...

[polly-ish (pre y2k)]

Y2K is fixed, stupid.

Y2K is a hoax!

Don't panic, stupid.

...

[polly-ish (post y2k)]

Y2K: The Doomers did it!

Will work for room and board.

Y2K: The Doomers did it!

...

[greybear-ish]

Y2K: Got TP?

Y2K: Got matches?

Y2K: Got Spam?

...

[andy-ish]

Goldbugs do it better.

Y2K: Time's up!

Y2K: More beer!

...

Minnesota-ish

Y2K: I take Visa, Mastercard, and Amex!

Y2K: Get prepped now. Ask me how!

Y2K: http://www.minnesota...

...

[Will Continue-ish]

Y2K: Don't come to my house!

Y2K: I DON'T mudwrestle!

Y2K: Come and try to get me, boys!

...

[Stan-ish]

Y2K: At least, 14 Days of Preps!

Y2K: At least, 14 Days of Preps!

Y2K: At least, 14 Days of Preps!

Y2K: At least, 14 Days of Preps!

...

-- Stan Faryna (info@giglobal.com), September 03, 1999.

00 isn't just Buckshot anymore.

Y2K=Dow2K

Y2K Government Camps bring the whole family

Entering the 21st Century? Bring your own food and water!

-- Bill (y2khippo@yahoo.com), September 03, 1999.

1999 - The Year of Living Schizophrenically [which, of course, only a GI or SGI would understand]

-- Brooks (brooksbie@hotmail.com), September 03, 1999.

GI on board

Y2K: Jesus isn't coming to save you this time

-- Chris (%$^&^@pond.com), September 03, 1999.

"Gain weight now, ask me how"

-- lisa (lisa@work.now), September 03, 1999.

Patriots Are Self-Sufficient.

911 = Y2K Government sponsored "Dial-A-Prayer".

Y2K...Coming To A Location Near You.

Y2K Meet Smith & Wesson: The Original Point And Click Interface.

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), September 03, 1999.

This is a great thread! LOL, Stan, we got a kick out of your sloguns, WC too.

The Enemy Is The Code

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), September 03, 1999.

"Y1K caused the dark ages"

scratchin'...

The Dog

-- Dog (Desert Dog@-sand.com), September 03, 1999.

I'd be driving my Porsche, but my mechanic can't find the parts.

-- spirit (spirit@iserv.net), September 03, 1999.

Y2K:I'm a prepper, she's a prepper, wouldn't you like to be a prepper too?

-- TECH32 (TECH32@NOMAIL.COM), September 03, 1999.

y2k?! bUnGHoles! iDIOts!? GoOD rIDdance! LEavE DieTer iN PEacE!

-- Stan Faryna (info@giglobal.com), September 03, 1999.

The Y2K Game: You Bet Your Life!

(from an old thread)

-- Gayla (privacy@please.com), September 03, 1999.

Sorry I screwed up the Timothy Leary saying. I always considered him to be a square, and I was too young to understand the hippies in the Summer of Love.

I guess the PC saying would be:

Y2K: Turn On, Tune In, Bug Out

Random Phrases:

Y2K: TSHTF!

Y2K: More Than An Abbreviation

Y2K: Will We Meet On The Other Side?

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 03, 1999.

sh-t happens on 01-01-00

-- check 9 (uh@ohoh.ohoh), September 03, 1999.