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1. I trust that bureaucrats in other countries, like Russia, are a lot more honest and competent than ours are.

2. I trust that TPTB in other countries, like the developing ones, will be risk-averse enough to shut down their nuclear power plants until safe operation is firmly established.

3. I trust that Bill Clinton, as the alpha male his admirers see him as, will be man enough not to blame all the missed schedules that will befall the Federal Goverment on problems with the 390 operating system.

I'm sure others can add to this list.

-- Peter Errington (petere@ricochet.net), September 01, 1999

Answers

I trust that the American Gestapo (FBI) will NOT come busting in my door with guns blazing, because I have water barrels, food and cash in my home...

-- Denis (djolson@pressenter.com), September 01, 1999.

I trust the Chinese nationals who work for Primeon and are remediating systems for the Army not to be stealing any of our secrets or building traps in the code.

-- Dog Gone (layinglow@rollover.now), September 01, 1999.

I trust the mainstream media with my life.

-- Chris (%$^&^@pond.com), September 01, 1999.

I'm from the government and you don't need any help.

-- (s@dbut.true), September 01, 1999.

Those aren't nuclear missiles exploding, just special effects for the next Star Wars sequel.

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), September 01, 1999.


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