Or at least somebody who has some integrity and can actually camprehend the Constitution. Anyway, thanks Will you make great points.

-- our freedom... (can@we.keepit), August 22, 1999

Answers

This is DEFINITELY worthy of a new thread. Perhaps a recurring weekly thread nominating a different poster who, according to the initiator, "camprehends" the Constitution.

Side-splitting humor from yet another anonymous bandwidth waster.

-- Bingo1 (howe9@pop.shentel.net), August 22, 1999.

What IS that 'Binging' noise in this thread? Most annoying.

Thank you, our freedom. There are MANY more, far more worthy. I already have the toughest job of all. He won't be 18 for another nine years!

(Nine more years....it's late, I'm tired and I'd *almost* prefer mudwrestling Janet Reno.)

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), August 22, 1999.

I have long felt that anyone who is truly qualified to be president wouldn't want the job!

-- Mad Monk (madmonk@hawaiian.net), August 22, 1999.

And what specifically might be annoying to you, WC? Is this thread a justifiable use of bandwidth? If you would provide a bonafide e-mail addy, your admirer could have contacted you privately, as could your detractors.

-- Bingo1 (howe9@pop.shentel.net), August 22, 1999.

Go to bed Bingo. The roving mad deleter will be coming to your rescue soon enough and then you can vote to delete as well. Finding a third person should be no trouble at all. Maybe 'dead-end Whopper boy' will swoop in, suffering from in-som--niaaaaaaa hohohohaaa whewww.

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), August 22, 1999.

Well, Will's got my vote, unless we can come up with a better candidate. <:)=

-- Sysman (y2kboard@yahoo.com), August 22, 1999.

As much as I flame everyone at one time or another, probably at least a good third of you, at random, would be an improvement over what we've now got at any level of government.

-- A (A@AisA.com), August 22, 1999.

Nevermind, WC. That I waste any time at all with you is quite embarrassing. I don't mind admitting my errors in judgement.

You've found a cause to hang your hat upon (Stitt family) - good for you. That this newly-found sense of self-worth has fortified you in your need to speak definitively on Y2K is unfortunate. Nothing I write will cause you to pause & ponder. Can't say I'm surprised. I'll go back to skipping your posts entirely.

Nonetheless, Best Wishes to You & Yours Before & After Rollover,

-- Bingo1 (howe9@pop.shentel.net), August 22, 1999.

I guess we are all becoming DGI's. The elections will now occur as scheduled in 2000. I guess all our preps will be in vain because according to this logic Y2K will just be a bump in the road.

-- I still GI (but@not.you), August 22, 1999.

No, Will continue, I see you mudwrestling with the ever spiteful Maria. Both of you wearing nothing but G-strings, your sleek bodies oiled, your furies exploding. Rolling in your pent up passions, tumbling with your hidden desires....

And, as a side note, you can have my vote for Prez. Any day!

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), August 22, 1999.

Will Continue should be in treatment, not in the White House. Our current leader is a joke to be sure but to suggest that some backwoods loser like WC might be Presidential material is a mortal embarrassment for those who endorse such insanity. Posting this type of crap is 'feeding the Polly's' to the max.

-- For (your@info.com), August 22, 1999.

I'm pretty far from being 'backwoods'. I DO respect their common sense, ability to work, ethics and determination however.

Thanks for sharing! :)

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), August 22, 1999.

I stand corrected....please delete 'backwoods'.

-- For (your@info.com), August 22, 1999.

Was it Ventura who started this wrestling mania?
FWIW, we vote for Will Continue too. Would be nice to have biting funny honesty for a change :-)
Y'all know we vote for Arnie Rimmer for Prez for sure.

-- Ashton & Leska in Cascadia (allaha@earthlink.net), August 22, 1999.

Will Continue, you know you've got my vote!

Need any help with your campaign? : )

-- Wilferd (WilferdW@aol.com), August 22, 1999.

campaign chant:

Continue with Will Continue!

She's tough!

She's buff!

She's got the right stuff!

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), August 22, 1999.

Say what you may about Will Continue, but she shoots straight from the hip in plain and simple language, not pretentious in the least.

If the truth hurts, then stay out of the kitchen...

-- mar (derigueur2@aol.com), August 22, 1999.

I'd say me or Andy, but isn't Andy a Brit? That leaves me.
"'A is A' for President -- A dose of reality"

-- A (A@AisA.com), August 22, 1999.

Hey I volunteer for el Presidente if I can have unlimited blowjobs, unlimited cocaine and booze and get to go jogging every day after eating 3 big macs (supersize it!!!)...

oh yesss...

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 22, 1999.

Well, I didn't want to announce that yet, but that's my real reason, also. In the meantime, I'll campaign on a platform of "feeling your pain." Hot lunches for the kiddies (boo-hoo, sob, snuffle) [cue trembling of lower lip, here]. Putting the "thump" back in the bible, my plans for keeping smut and dope away from the kids, providing unlimited dope (prescriptions) for the elderly, housing and jobs for all, etc. If I missed anything, my "listening tour" starts next week.

-- A (A@AisA.com), August 22, 1999.

Good Lord you two. I never wanted the job, but now it's appearing that a woman's touch could be desperately needed here. (don't even think about it, zipper heads)

Besides, Big Billy Bust-Bumper and Internet Ail, ain't goin' nowhere. They have plans to stay for awhile and are gonna be all over the Sheeple like ticks on a dawwwg.

Maybe we should plan a bar-b-que instead. :)

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), August 22, 1999.

I vote for my dog. He listens to every word I say and would die for me. Just look at his eyes...

...C'mere you cuty little woozlepum you...atta boy!

-- Chris (%$^&^@pond.com), August 22, 1999.

By all means Chris, bring your little 'poochie' to the bar-b-que as well.

he he he (wringing my hands)

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), August 22, 1999.

Will Continue:

The bar-b-que sounds great. Do you want my recipe for Rack of Spam?

-- Randolph (dinosaur@williams-net.com), August 23, 1999.