OT: KoS Is an Equal Opportunity Mud Wrestler

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I really have to take this opportunity to paise the King (something one is obliged to do from time to time, anyway, with kings). He has become a non-gender-specific wrestlemaniac and has safely passed from borderline sexual harasser to what my grandma would have called simply a nudnik (or a nudge--also a noun).

I admire him, too, for trying to elicit others' indulgences in his favorite sport on the basis of name only--and not on appearance (no lookism). KoS is legally correct, politically correct, and a gentleman. He's also a full-fledged doomer, so we know he is slender, intelligent, and not bald.

KoS, are you interested in long hikes and bird watching?

-- Mara Wayne (MaraWAyne@aol.com), August 20, 1999

Answers

I'm only having a little fun here. Just trying to put a smile some of the lurkers here. Yes, Mara, I also would like to mud wrestle you in a Yellowstone mud pot! I hear they're super hot!

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), August 20, 1999.

KoS, I'm only kiding as well. Best, Mara

-- Mara Wayne (MaraWAyne@aol.com), August 20, 1999.

And once again, some asshole decides to be an imposter. I sure wish our forum moderators could do something about this. There nothing, NOTHING, lower than impersonating another poster.

And thanks, Mara. I do hope that my antics provide a little bit of levity to an otherwise serious -- no, quite frankly, hopeless for most -- situation.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), August 20, 1999.

Hey, what is this crap? Now we have two King of Spain imposters! What's going on? One imposter calling the other imposter an asshole?

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), August 20, 1999.

Hey, I like to mudwrestle too!

-- King of Portugal (lisbon@aol.com), August 20, 1999.


Can I watch him wrestle the Queen of Spam?

-- Robert A. Cook, PE (Kennesaw, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), August 20, 1999.

I don't think they are imposters. I think they are clones.

-- Mara Wayne (MaraWayne@aol.com), August 20, 1999.

Cohones Mara not clones :)

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 20, 1999.

I'm quite dismayed I've never received an inquiry. ; )

-- Wilferd (WilferdW@aol.com), August 20, 1999.

Okay, but the KoP is an impostor--highly unlikely that the KoP would ALSO like to mudwrestle. (I think this is a government attempt at spreading disinformation.)

-- Mara Wayne (MaraWAyne@aol.com), August 20, 1999.


KoP = King of Pain, naaa don't go there

-- Its (All@Conspiracy.com), August 20, 1999.

Very sad....looks like King of Spain is gay. Wanting guys to mudwrestle with him. Sad. I found his constant taunts to women about mudwrestling amusing before. Now he's just a faggot in my book. Sad.

-- Frowning (Dismayed@sad.man), August 20, 1999.

Looks like the King of Spain is bi-sexual. Next he'll want to mud wrestle an animal! How gross!

-- Hate faggets (Hate@faggots.com), August 20, 1999.

Pathetic morons, get a frigging life. You must have low self-esteem to be posting under someone elses name. Gawd.

(Unless of course you also post under "Buddy" or "Doomslayer", in which case an adjustment in your medication may be required.)

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), August 20, 1999.

Oh hell! Here comes a third King of Spain imposter! I can't stand this anymore! This is a bunch of crap! You dammed imposters!!!

I guess I better change my handle.

Goodbuy! From now on I'm not the King of Spain anymore!!

If anyone else posts under that name, it is not me! He is an imposter and an asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), August 20, 1999.



KoS, don't go! I thought you had more guts than this. The flamers and imposters are simply jealous. Calling YOU a faggot, sheesh! Only insecure men deserve such title. Bisexual, gay, heterosexual, assexual, who cares as long as you mudwrestle?

Don't worry KoS, intelligent, slender and not bald people KNOW who the real KoS is. Why would you care what the rest think?

-- Chris (%$^&^@pond.com), August 20, 1999.


Chris: That last post of "mine" was an imposter. I'm not leaving. I'm here to the bitter end (well, OK, 4 months), for Y2K truth, justice, and to generally kick polly ass.

BTW, do you mudwrestle?

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), August 20, 1999.

KoS,

I'm your biggest fan. Thank God there will still be plenty of mud left after the roll-over.

-- R (riversoma@aol.com), August 21, 1999.


Providing we don't have droughts next year again. We could always leaf wrestle in the Fall! Where's my rake........

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), August 21, 1999.

"Leaf wrestle"??? Gawd!!! On the other hand, it would be a wonderful thing to wish on Janet Reno. Maybe even "thorn wrestle" ... Whatever, as long as I don't have to watch ...

Thanks, R.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), August 21, 1999.

Roll in ze hay? Roll....roll.....roll in ze hay!

Leaf wrestling does seem rather.......Abbie Normal.

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), August 21, 1999.


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