http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/index-e.htm Daily Yomiuri: under the heading - Society - Cloned Cow in Heat For the First Time Ever

Are you having a Mac attack? No need to worry there's plenty of beef to go around!

-- cow boy bob (cowboybob@cowboybob.com), August 15, 1999

Answers

Cowboy Bob,

Whatcha reckon they'll be gittin fer one of them thar clone-burgers?

-- Don Wegner (dwegner@cheyenneweb.com), August 16, 1999.

Howdy Partner Don, well now, that all depends on if we can cross me cloned heifer with Dolly the cloned sheep. I suppose we can call it a sheeifer burger. What do you think parnter, think you can rustle up some capital to back me up?

-- cow boy bob (cow boy bob@cowboybob.com), August 16, 1999.

I dunno Bob...don't have much capital to spare...but I wuz thinkin'...

round these here parts they is criss-crossin cows with buffalo a lot.

Was wonderin ifn ya criss-crossed a cloned cow with a buffalo, if that wud make a buff-a-clone? Or a clone-a-lo??

-- Don Wegner (dwegner@cheyenneweb.com), August 16, 1999.