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Atheism ----Sh!t HappensHare Krishna ----Sh!t Happens, rama dama ding dong
Hinduism----This sh!t happened before
Islam---- If sh!t happens, take a hostage
Zen --- What is the sound of sh!t happening?
Buddhism --- When sh!t happens, is it really sh!t?
Confucianism --- Confucius say "Sh!t Happens"
7th Day Adventist --- Sh!t happens on Saturday
Protestantism --- Sh!t won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism --- If sh!t happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's witness --- Knock, Knock, sh!t happens.
Unitarian --- What is this sh!t?
Judaism --- Why does sh!t always happen to me?
Mormon --- Sh!t happens again and again and again.
Rastafarian --- Let's smoke this sh!t!
-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 15, 1999
and TRUE christianity say,s> i deserve a shitty eternity, but thanks to JESUS & his total=finished work on cross=i,m eternally secure. because HE is a total=savior TO ALL WHO BELIEVE.
-- set=free. (dogs@zianet.com), August 15, 1999.
oh dear what have I done... :(
-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 15, 1999.
Andy Thanks for making me laugh, so early in the morning.
-- maggie (aaa@aaa.com), August 15, 1999.
Andy,As you can see, even Al-D perked up for that one. Any time he can find an angle to slip in a little "god stuff" to remind us of his own path to salvation, he will. And, of course, sometimes just because he feels overflowing with love. I don't mind. It's sort of like having a slightly eccentric pastor among us, who also knows the street rules.
-- Gordon (gpconnolly@aol.com), August 15, 1999.
cute andy!
-- farmer (hillsidefarm@drbs.net), August 15, 1999.
Paganism - Sh!ts natural
-- Pagan Chick (Howling@the.moon), August 15, 1999.
y2k pro - Oh Sh!t
-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 15, 1999.
this weekend been relatively troll-free. kids must be back-to-school shopping
-- like the peace (easier@read.concentrate), August 15, 1999.
Al-d ---- ,Holy=(sh!t!
-- (Heehee@heehee.com), August 15, 1999.
Seen it before.Not toooooo far out of bounds, though C
-- Chuck, a night driver (rienzoo@en.com), August 16, 1999.
INVAR, "I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S SHIT PILE WHAT YOU THINK"!AL
-- Al K. Lloyd (al@ready.now), August 17, 1999.
Al, fuck off will ya?
-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), August 17, 1999.