Don't "Stockpile", Instead, "Implement A Scaled Industrial-Paradigm Forward-Looking Resource Allocation Action Model" No Text

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You'd think after two terms of Clinton the average American would know a little something about spin control.

-- Puddintame (achillesg@hotmail.com), August 11, 1999

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Image is everything.

-- Puddintame (achillesg@hotmail.com), August 11, 1999.

Hey, that's what I'm doing. I'm gonna print that out so I can tell people that I'm, uh, just being proactive.

-- Mara Wayne (MaraWayne@aol.com), August 12, 1999.

Shouldn't that be a SCIPFLORAAM?

I believe Section VI, Paragraph 4, Line 7, Row 12, Seat C requires a catchy acronym (CA) or abbreviation (abbr.) be used (implemented) to further the communication recognition factor (CRF) by the mutually interfacing parties (MIP) involved in auditory communicatory exercise (ACE).

-- PNG (Peter Gauthier) (png@gol.com), August 12, 1999.


roflmao...

Wow, now that is P.C., isn't it? Maybe we can qualify for special government funding to underwrite our preps?

Peter...you're way too good at that buddy! It kinda scares me : )

Mike

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-- Michael Taylor (mtdesign3@aol.com), August 12, 1999.


Michael, I obviously have waaaay too much time on my hands today. We Mac guys have the same problem. We can get our work done so quickly and efficiently that we can take Creative Relaxation Absorption Periods - (CRAP) breaks. Unlike our lost brothers in Microsoft Operating Performance Environments - (MOPE) land.

-- PNG (Peter Gauthier) (png@gol.com), August 12, 1999.


How about Strategic Leveraged Assets Program (SLAP)?

-- bob (janebob99@aol.com), August 12, 1999.

Does this mean when we hear CNBC start talking about Planned Personal Liquidity Enhancement Activities we'll know the bank runs have started?

-- a (a@a.a), August 12, 1999.

No a., they'll announce the bank runs as Spontaneous Carting of Assets and Relocation Enhencement (SCARE).

-- Chris (%$^&^@pond.com), August 12, 1999.

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