Which Seinfeld character do you most resemble, and why?

-- Anonymous, August 09, 1999

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Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

You know, yesterday when I was updating my website, I was just about to change my "friends" page and make us all Seinfeld characters. Weird. I'm going to take the cheap way out and say I most resemble Elaine because I'm a girl. Ha ha.

-- Anonymous, August 09, 1999

Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

I wanna be Elaine! I identify with Elaine. But then again, maybe I'm Jerry. Jerry is anal. He irons his jeans. Jerry's house is always spic and span, and I like that. And Jerry is always dating all these different women and then breaking up with them for really silly reasons.

-- Anonymous, August 10, 1999

Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

George. Because we both wear glasses.

Yes, that's my sole reason for saying that.

-- Anonymous, August 11, 1999

Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

Jerry irons his jeans? Does he put creases in them like my gramma did when she ironed my jeans? YOU iron your jeans? You sick, sick girl.

-- Anonymous, August 11, 1999

Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

Yes, Jerry irons his jeans. No, I do not. But I do feel as though I share many of his other mannerisms, which leads me to the conclusion that if you switch your friends to Seinfeld characters, I call dibs on Jerry.

-- Anonymous, August 13, 1999

Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

That would make one of my guy friends Elaine then, because I only have one good girlfriend, and that's you. I feel so cheesy calling you a "girlfriend". It gives the illusion that when we get together, we go shopping and gossip. Oh wait, that is what we do. Nevermind, then.

-- Anonymous, August 13, 1999

Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

I'm a kramer. I have odd habits for no good reasons and I just like to act whacky at times. Though Jerry is a pimp...

-- Anonymous, August 13, 1999

Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

Jerry. I am so Jerry. It's not even funny.

Well. It is. But in that Seinfeld sort of way.

See?

-- Anonymous, September 25, 1999

Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

If you were a Friends character, who would you be? I'm going to go ahead and answer for Jaimee, because she is *such* a Monica. She's very anal about cleanliness. She's pretty much obsessive-compulsive, and not afraid of it. I would say that I'm like Joey, in that I do and say a lot of stupid things, and because I don't understand a lot of stuff.

-- Anonymous, November 18, 1999

Response to Which Seinfeld character do yo resemble

If I were one of the "Friends" cast, I think I'd be Chandler. I don't know why, it just works.

-- Anonymous, December 06, 1999