White Van Sighting...for whatever it's worth

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Please don't assume that because I am posting this that I am a right wing conspirinoid wacko, because I'm not. I wanted to put this out there because it shows these things exist.

About 2:00 this afternoon I was driving through Hillsboro, NC when one of these vans passed me going the other way. This was on a narrow access road to a shopping center so it was going slowly enough that I could get a good look at it. It was blinking red police/fire type lights in its grille,no blue lights, none on top. There was no audible siren. It was all white, no markings of any kind, nor any type of obvious antenna, although many such vehicles use 'stealth' antennae that are wire loops imbedded in the window glass. The windows were heavily tinted (illegal for private cars) so there was no visibility inside.

The liscence plate was interesting. The plate was silver with black numbers, which were so small I couldn't read any of them as it passed. I did note that there was no lettering on the plate, nothing that said 'State Owned' or 'Permanent' or any indication whatsoever what agency the van belonged to, or at least none that appeared on the plate in any visible way. The van was on its way, apparently, to the nearby intersection of I 40 and I 85. This could have been INS, we are swamped with Mexicans here, the vast majority of them illegal. Local employers aren't supposed to hire them, but that is totally ignored because the Mexicans work for nothing and can be easily exploited.

Don't know what to make of this besides the fact that I have finally seen one in person. So don't flame me, I'm just reporting.

-- Forrest Covington (theforrest@mindspring.com), August 06, 1999

Answers

Forrest:

"Please don't assume that because I am posting this that I am a right wing conspirinoid wacko, because I'm not. I wanted to put this out there because it shows these things exist. "

My neighbor [who lives 1/2 mile down the road] has a white van with flashing lights. He claims that is because he is a fireman. Do you think I should watch him...

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), August 06, 1999.


Yup......I'm just reporting that I saw a white van here at work also today.....WEIRD coincidence huh!! Also, saw a whole bunch of white pickup trucks....what's the odds of that!!

To top it off I wore a white shirt to work today.....WHOAAAAAAA.....Wild, or what!!!

And don't flame me either......I'm just reporting about all the white things I saw today which provide clear evidence that someone somewhere is out to steal our freedoms and possibly the carrots from our gardens too......

Don't say you haven't been warned!!!!!

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), August 06, 1999.


Hey, I just wanted to post this here not because I'm some right wing conspirasanoid whacko but to prove these things really exist.

I was in traffic yesterday, and I saw a white chevy suburban with government plates, tinted windows well beyond the legal limit for my state, and although I can't prove it, I swear that sucker had bullet proof siding.

Well, the mystery is over... they DO exist. Of course you'd have to have been locked in a closet since childbirth NOT to know that, but I want to cover all bases, for those of you who just got let out of the closet and signed onto the Internet.

-- (don't look@ now. they are coming), August 06, 1999.


Yeah.......I doubt think anyone ever doubted that white vans existed or that some government agencies had white vans.

It's the paranoid conspiracy crap usually accompanies these 'sightings' that is truly bizarre.

I think we are all also aware that black helicopters exist......just not the crap about them being part of a secret governmental plan to enslave all the citizens under the NWO.

Okay, Ray it's your turn to say something like: "but you can't prove that there is no such thing as a blue skateboard!".

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), August 06, 1999.


Forrest:

Hey, I just wanted to post this here not because I'm some right wing conspirasanoid whacko but to prove these things really exist.

Yes, I believe that white vans exist. I just don't believe that Craig wore a white shirt....

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), August 06, 1999.



Hey Craig, let's not be too hard on Forrest Forrest Covington. He qualified this post by saying "for whatever it's worth".

Well, we all know what that means by now, and if not, then take a number and wait for Dr. Doomer (aka Supreme Being YorNorth)to start your therapy session.

After all, stupid is as stupid does.

-- (don't look now@they are. coming), August 06, 1999.


Don't look now:

I think that you just proved your own statement.

Z

-- Z1X4Y7 (Z1X4Y7@aol.com), August 06, 1999.


don'tlooknow.........

It is a white shirt.....honestly......it was issued to me by the UN.

And they promised they'd send a white van to pick me up in so i can start my therapy right away.......

I brought my own toothpicks for my eyelids just in case they want to do the Clockwork Orange thingy..........and i also got a mask and a cape if they want to go the Eyes Wide Shut way. I'm personally hoping for door #2 but that's just me......

I remember last time they got me and this therapist guy kept showing me these inkblots on cards and I had to tell him what I saw.......well, he showed me a dozen cards with all kinds of weird shapes on them and every card I told him reminded me of sex.......

He got a bit pissed with me and told me that there was no hope for me because i was obviously just a pervert......

"Ha".....I said, "Me, the pervert!........You're the one with all the dirty pictures!"

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), August 06, 1999.


I will accept that Craig wore a white shirt, what I want to know is what color are the armpits?

-- Uncle Deedah (unkeed@yaho.com), August 06, 1999.

Do you suppose Craig imagines that he is funny? That would be even weirder than white van sightings or black helipcopters.

-- (justwondering@hmm.com), August 06, 1999.


If federal employees had'nt murdered innocent United States citizens, and the blatantly lied and tried to cover it up(while tripping all over themselves) and had senators also blatantly lie for them and blame the victims for their own deaths, people who know about it wouldn't be so suspicious, and we could all have a laugh.

-- KoFE (your@town.USA), August 06, 1999.

I seen a semi going trough South Bend Indiana today hauling 3 army hummers. I followed it to a truck stop, pulled up along side as he was filling it up. I asked where he was taking them? He said to the paint shop to get them painted white! He said havent you heard there's going to be a NWO next year. And they have ordered 100,000 of them.

-- Rooster (Gotitlate@wow.com), August 06, 1999.

A hundred thousand hummers? Wow, sounds like Bill Clinton's dream.

-- (Yeah@that's.Bubba. for you), August 07, 1999.

My understanding is that white vehicles are cheaper to buy, that's why they're purchased by different organizations.

On to the flamefest!

-- flora (***@__._), August 07, 1999.


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