The cute blond secretary received a memo from Headquarters, instructing that the "y2k date problem" had to be fixed. Being a conscientious soul, she sent the following memo to her boss: TO: My Boss

FROM: Blondie

RE: Y TO K Problem

I have finished the conversion of our calendars to fix the Y to K problem. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed. We have changed the months to comply with y to k as follows: Januark Februark Mak Julk

I have changed the days of the week as follows:

Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak

WE ARE NOW Y TO K COMPLIANT!

-- Scarlett (creolady@aol.com), August 03, 1999

Answers

The hec with this crap, go away you dumb blond!

-- Rooster (Gotitlate@wow.com), August 03, 1999.

Was funnk the first 20 times I heard it. Sorrk, creoladk.

-- CkgnusXI (noburnt@toast.net), August 03, 1999.