Can CPR actually be human?

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19 out of 23 posts on this page are by CPR, or some sort of robotic text generator masquerading as the polly known as CPR. And I thought I was prolific. Folks, this man is gonna go down in the history books. I mean, how can someone so devoid of common sense actually type so damn fast? And for those debating which camp frames the most logical argument, read the actual post titles as cpr blabbers to himself about what great shape we're in. Reminds me of a small child that is scared shitless about something:

1. FOR UNDERCOVER POLICEMEN: "Homegrown Extremist Intelligence Conference" (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 16:29:37)
2. Months and months ago, reporters warned about the STRANGE PEOPLE in Y2k FEAR (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:07:17)
3. Did they listen?? Hardly, some of the HOWLED at the Press that they were in denial (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:10:27)
4. Check out the LATEST LUNACY: "the Koncentration Kamps" The IDOTS just "know" are being made "ready for Y2k" (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:14:26)
5. Along with this "goodie" from THREE NUT Web Sites (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:18:31)
6. One of which has a web site that puts Toast-Ed up with Bill Gates (LOL) (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:31:30)
7. But the story was "de-bunked" even before it was posted in the last few days. (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:23:04)
8. Ask HYATT why this Company spent so little on Y2k: Thomas Nelson, Inc. The largest Christian Bookseller (cpr) (10-Jul-1999 14:07:24)
9. Spin control (Pat) (10-Jul-1999 22:06:16)
10. Are you accusing a 200 year old company that prints Bibles of "spinning" their Y2k information?? (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 00:50:25)
11. This of course, will be "accurate" to the Nth Degree: CBN to hold another 1 hr. Y2k special. (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 00:54:57)
12. Re: This of course, will be "accurate" to the Nth Degree: CBN to hold another 1 hr. Y2k special. (Pat) (11-Jul-1999 09:02:36)
13. Spin control??? The New Numbnutz Denialist VS. "Chicken Little" (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 11:35:42)
14. Golden Oldie in Fear: Part I : Includes the "wisdom of an early expert retiree"(see why he left) (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 11:40:00)
15. Re: Golden Oldie in Fear: Part II : (includes the results of consuming troppo fried dough in rhomboid shape often jelly filled.) (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 11:42:54)
16. Weekly "Y2k supplier spam" Ads "thinning", Verbiage getting fatter (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 11:45:27)
17. Nuclear reactors a go go or Beach Blanket Bruce sequel cancelled (Pat) (09-Jul-1999 21:31:28)
18. Do any of these companies look like they are worried about Power from 2000 on?? (cpr) (09-Jul-1999 22:38:17)
19. Meanwhile back at the Fear Factories see what the MORONs are now saying (cpr) (09-Jul-1999 22:40:11)
20. And, at the Fear Factory #1: Y2k Kultists enchanted with Jul. 1998 Site. (cpr) (10-Jul-1999 02:05:06)
21. For the Fraidy Kats some new Poop on PooPoo for YouHoo (cpr) (09-Jul-1999 23:51:31)
22. Re: For the Fraidy Kats some new Poop on PooPoo for YouHoo (Doc Paulie) (11-Jul-1999 10:09:50)
23. DECLAN McC: Subject: FC: Y2K poses little threat to Russian nuclear plants? (cpr) (10-Jul-1999 02:20:24)


-- a (a@a.a), July 12, 1999

Answers

Apparently Pat and Doc were caught in blades and were pulled in for an errant post...

-- a (a@a.a), July 12, 1999.

>I mean, how can someone so devoid of common sense actually type so damn fast?

That's easy. There are no thought processes to get in the way.

>And for those debating which camp frames the most logical argument, read the actual post titles as cpr blabbers to himself about what great shape we're in.

Yes, he is very special (as in "special education"). Actually, his rantings argue for the "doomer" position; where are the "sensible pollys", if that's not an oxymoron?

-- Steve Heller (stheller@koyote.com), July 13, 1999.


What a babbling idiot. THIS is the great CPR that Paul Davis et al reports to?? Gawd.

-- King of Spain (madrid@aol.com), July 13, 1999.

nothing better to do little boyz than piss in someone elses cornflakes?

pathetic

-- what (abunch@of.losers), July 13, 1999.


What you don't mention, What a bunch, is that an astonishingly disproportionate number of the posts at Bonkers are insults, deliberate misstatements and lies aimed at this forum and/or its contributors.

Since Drecker has begun a contest thread at Bonkers entitled, "Most Offensive Y2K-Related Statements: A Nomination" (the MLK speech reference by Milne), the Bonkers participants ought to enter all the offensive statements THEY'VE made. Hysterically funny, if you appreciate irony, is that Mutha Nachu answered Drecker by posting "Consider the source." And we all know Mutha is a sensitive little warm fuzzy, don't we?

If the winner of Dreck's contest is decided by sheer number of offensive posts, then surely someone at Bonkers (no doubt cpr) will win his contest.

-- OutingsR (us@here.yar), July 13, 1999.



>>What a babbling idiot. THIS is the great CPR that Paul Davis et al reports to?? Gawd.

Yes, the very same one. What is most amazing is that there is ANYONE outside a mental institution that takes CPR seriously. Oh, well, they'll learn the truth soon enough.

-- Steve Heller (stheller@koyote.com), July 13, 1999.


I just made my first (and last) visit to the "Bonkers" site. Much of what I read reminded me of grade school kids yellin' "your momma wears army boots!". On the bright side, having a site like "Bonkers" gives the kiddies a "playpen" and keeps them out from under foot.

-- worldsfullofnitwits (midwestmike_@hotmail.com), July 13, 1999.

Hey cool, cpr wants to play "infinite regress" :)

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Check this out, an actual page of posts from the deBunkery:

http://www.InsideTheWeb.com/mbs.cgi/mb237006

19 out of 23 posts on this page are by CPR, or some sort of robotic text generator masquerading as the polly known as CPR. And I thought I was prolific. Folks, this man is gonna go down in the history books. I mean, how can someone so devoid of common sense actually type so damn fast? And for those debating which camp frames the most logical argument, read the actual post titles as cpr blabbers to himself about what great shape we're in. Reminds me of a small child that is scared shitless about something:

1. FOR UNDERCOVER POLICEMEN: "Homegrown Extremist Intelligence Conference" (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 16:29:37) 2. Months and months ago, reporters warned about the STRANGE PEOPLE in Y2k FEAR (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:07:17) 3. Did they listen?? Hardly, some of the HOWLED at the Press that they were in denial (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:10:27) 4. Check out the LATEST LUNACY: "the Koncentration Kamps" The IDOTS just "know" are being made "ready for Y2k" (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:14:26) 5. Along with this "goodie" from THREE NUT Web Sites (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:18:31) 6. One of which has a web site that puts Toast-Ed up with Bill Gates (LOL) (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:31:30) 7. But the story was "de-bunked" even before it was posted in the last few days. (cpr) (12-Jul-1999 23:23:04) 8. Ask HYATT why this Company spent so little on Y2k: Thomas Nelson, Inc. The largest Christian Bookseller (cpr) (10-Jul-1999 14:07:24) 9. Spin control (Pat) (10-Jul-1999 22:06:16) 10. Are you accusing a 200 year old company that prints Bibles of "spinning" their Y2k information?? (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 00:50:25) 11. This of course, will be "accurate" to the Nth Degree: CBN to hold another 1 hr. Y2k special. (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 00:54:57) 12. Re: This of course, will be "accurate" to the Nth Degree: CBN to hold another 1 hr. Y2k special. (Pat) (11-Jul-1999 09:02:36) 13. Spin control??? The New Numbnutz Denialist VS. "Chicken Little" (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 11:35:42) 14. Golden Oldie in Fear: Part I : Includes the "wisdom of an early expert retiree"(see why he left) (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 11:40:00) 15. Re: Golden Oldie in Fear: Part II : (includes the results of consuming troppo fried dough in rhomboid shape often jelly filled.) (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 11:42:54) 16. Weekly "Y2k supplier spam" Ads "thinning", Verbiage getting fatter (cpr) (11-Jul-1999 11:45:27) 17. Nuclear reactors a go go or Beach Blanket Bruce sequel cancelled (Pat) (09-Jul-1999 21:31:28) 18. Do any of these companies look like they are worried about Power from 2000 on?? (cpr) (09-Jul-1999 22:38:17) 19. Meanwhile back at the Fear Factories see what the MORONs are now saying (cpr) (09-Jul-1999 22:40:11) 20. And, at the Fear Factory #1: Y2k Kultists enchanted with Jul. 1998 Site. (cpr) (10-Jul-1999 02:05:06) 21. For the Fraidy Kats some new Poop on PooPoo for YouHoo (cpr) (09-Jul-1999 23:51:31) 22. Re: For the Fraidy Kats some new Poop on PooPoo for YouHoo (Doc Paulie) (11-Jul-1999 10:09:50) 23. DECLAN McC: Subject: FC: Y2K poses little threat to Russian nuclear plants? (cpr) (10-Jul-1999 02:20:24)

-- a (a@a.a), July 12, 1999

cpr

-- a (a@a.a), July 13, 1999.


Hey Fellow Creature a, have you been to the Black Lagoon lately? What about this post -- did you see this one? Unbelievable!

http://www.InsideTheWeb.com/messageboard/mbs.cgi?acct=mb237006&MyNum=9 31874834&P=Yes&TL=931816329

-- Fellow Creature OutingsR (us@here.yar), July 14, 1999.


WHEN ARE YOU PEOPLE GOING TO PICK UP YOUR AWARDS! THEY ARE STACKING UP IN THE WAREHOUSE!



-- MadSatyrist (at@the.zoo), July 14, 1999.



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