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-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), June 07, 1999

Answers

Shoot, Andy, I've been hoping somebody could find his NUK. I'll keep looking, though.

-- Will continue (farming@home.com), June 07, 1999.

Andy, I think your close but let's give Poole a bit more credit. Please repost with your "Bold" on.

Ray

-- Ray (ray@totacc.com), June 07, 1999.

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-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), June 07, 1999.

(.)

Andy's brain

-- butthead ($@$.$), June 07, 1999.

Andy,

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

-- homer (homer1175@yahoo.com), June 07, 1999.

I assume that you, Andy, did not post this "question". That an imposter, most probably pre-pubescent, misappropriated your handle.

Please tell me my assumption is correct. I'm begging you!

-- Bingo1 (howe9@pop.shentel.net), June 07, 1999.

...no, this looks like wee Andy's speed...

-- Y2K Pro (2@641.com), June 07, 1999.

Actually y2k pro I'm still looking...

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), June 07, 1999.

ROFLMAO

Andy/Ray!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- LOL (rofl@mao.com), June 07, 1999.

Wow. Three threads active at once, solely for the purpose of attacking Poole. And with the same twits piling on like thugs at a mugging.

I doubt anything could give Poole greater credibility than the 'quality' of his opposition.

-- Flint (flintc@mindspring.com), June 07, 1999.

Flint, please give me some credit, I asked Andy to DOUBLE poole's BRAIN size. Is there NO satisfying you?

Your Pal, Ray

-- Ray (ray@totacc.com), June 07, 1999.

.. ?

-- Leslie (***@***.net), June 07, 1999.

Andy,

I became involved here in March, which, following in its course the glad festival that was Black History month, was Mental Retardation Awareness month. As bona fides of my heightened consciousness of this national scourge, I pass along some news printed on an old milk carton next to my 15 inch screen, to the effect that some 72 million Americans are mentally retarded, together with the grave addendum that one out of every ten American families is affected thereby.

I have read and re-read this milk carton and confess that while I am forced to feel the kinship with you which generally reserves to the hapless denizens of the animal kingdom, it has made me uneasy in my mind.

Specifically, I am troubled by these considerations.

1) Assuming the data on this milk carton to be accurate, 72 million comprises a startlingly large percentage of the population. Of course it is possible that the writer of the text on the milk carton isn't quite up to snuff himself, in which case all bets are off, but by this measure more than a quarter of the citizenry are mentally retarded (and judging by recent presidential elections most of them are exercising the suffrage ... but I digress.)

You may imagine my dismay, for of course I must on the evidence assume that you are among those 72 million people, which brings me to

2) One of the remarkable side-effects of clinical idiocy in males, which only someone of a pathologically insensitive temperament (itself only with difficulty distinguished from arrested development and concomitant propensity to juvenilia) would find even remotely humorous, is a tendency to priapism, that is to say, a chronic and highly uncomfortable erection, not to be identified with either the hormone frenzy of the mid-adolescent nor the practiced and/or induced arousal of the inveterate roue; no, not the involute compulsions of the lubbricious nor the cold splayings of the jaded whoremaster; not, I say, partaking of the nature of spintriae, faun or satyr, but rather a thing of Physick; a permanent (albeit small) flag which waves Pyrrhically but defiantly; a tiny lighthouse beckoning for Reason and Compassion.

So, as the picture resolves I experience epiphany: I begin to understand you. I have been very, very wrong. You attack me not out of cynical perversity and hatred but because you are mentally retarded, denied even the ordinary portion of rationcinatory gifts which 3 out of 4 of us possess.

Further, as a by-product of your handicap (the drooling, nattering and round-the-clock woody), you have been given Visions and Inner Sight; you probably view in Y2K things which oracles may only dream of acquiring; and now that I understand, I repent me of the guffaws, and I attest the patent truth that you are now and have always been a Certified Victim, with all the rights and privileges attending that high degree, and as a medieval mind with a superstitious reverence for the drooling fools, I cower and abase myself in your shadow for all eternity.

-- Stephen M. Poole, CET (smpoole7@bellsouth.net), June 08, 1999.

I'm a big fan and friend of Andy, but Stephen, that is absolutely the best post you have ever done. REAL wit. This is what flaming should be. I'm sincerely impressed. A work of art. I personally could never compose this. Andy, Stephen does have a brain. A weird brain, but a brain.

-- BigDog (BigDog@duffer.com), June 08, 1999.

That's a keeper Stephen! A true masterpiece of in your face disgrace!

"...the drooling, nattering and round-the-clock woody...".

ROFL & all that. Whew! That's really worthy of a new thread! I wouldn't blame you in the least. Must feel great to get it off your chest, eh!

-- Bingo1 (howe9@pop.shentel.net), June 08, 1999.

ROFL!!!!

This must be the funniest thing I've seen here yet!

-- b@b.b (b@b.b), June 08, 1999.

Maybe we can turn Poole into a Yourdonite after all. It's still a very, very long shot but ......

-- BigDog (BigDog@duffer.com), June 08, 1999.

Let me try my hand at this.

"Stephen Poole, just relax. Keep your eyes on the watch as it sways side to side. You are beginning to feel sleepy. Your eye lids are getting heavy...Paul Milne has come to earth to deliver an important message to all of humanity...When I snap my e-fingers you will awaken..."

-- Bingo1 (howe9@pop.shentel.net), June 08, 1999.

Two words.

More valium.

one more thing, success at last! ---------------------->>>

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), June 09, 1999.

Well, Andy. It looks like you just moved within five miles of a 7-11.

-- Robin S. Messing (rsm7@cornell.edu), June 09, 1999.

What're you talkin about Mr. Messing? Are you monitoring Andy via his alien implant?

-- woody=andy=woody (Boyoyoyoyoyoing@beavis.com), June 09, 1999.

Mr Poole - without a doubt, the most hilarious post in a long, long time. Definitely a KEEPER! We've all known for a while that Andy is mentally retarded, it's just that you said it so well and in such a clever manner. Keep that wit CET!!!

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), June 09, 1999.

Either a). Poole cut and pasted that post

or b). He's a lot smarter than he normally seems, and is usually just toying with us for disinfo effect. He is intentionally coming across as a dim-witted naive cretin so that we'll all come across as nasty and closed-minded when we eventually feel compelled to vehemently point out the guy's apparent inadequacies.

or c). ???????

-- number six (Iam_not_a_number@hotmail.com), June 09, 1999.

C) you really are dim-witted naive cretins that are nasty and closed-minded; Poole just spanked the dingle-berries of your backside, Andrew my english wanker friend (put away the microscope and stop fondling yourself) We know this is closer to the truth

|3---->>

Take a bow Stephen, friend or foe you deserve it!

-- anti-wanker wanker (anti@wank.er), June 09, 1999.

Boyoyoyoyoyoing,

Nope. I'm not monitoring. Just my way of saying that Andy is toast.

-- Robin S. Messing (rsm7@cornell.edu), June 09, 1999.

Number six is just having problems accepting that someone who disagrees with him can also be funny, witty and intelligent. Kind of like the enlightened soul in another post who just couldn't understand how all the employees of a power plant could be so clueless about the coming blackouts.

When the only resolution is impossible (that is, changing your opinion when faced by facts), what's left is improbable indeed.

-- Flint (flintc@mindspring.com), June 09, 1999.

Hey Flint...instead of jerking off on this thread, why aren't you addressing Milne's questions about the impending econopmic and y2k failures in

Venusula

Russia

Iceland

Africa

Canada

Indonesia

China

Korea

Germany

Japan

etc etc etc

?????????????????

-- Please (answer@the.question), June 09, 1999.

Ho ho ho,

I REALLY find this all quite amusing,

The Prisoner has got it just about right, a good 'ol cut and paste, poole the CRETIN (CET (tm)) has not got the whit to remove the smegma from his little friend...

to get to more serious matters, something the likes of Flint ( and I'm actually quite surprised that you would side with these retards) and co. might take an interest in, tell me something, why has Italy just about thrown the towel in???

Just answer me this one question?

I LOVE Italy, been their many times, love the food, the weather, people, country. Like Ducatis (ride one, know all abouttheir idiosyncracies, at the best of times), Ferraris, "Il Mostro", Sophia etc.

Please tell me why they have just started about <150 working days to go. Please tell me why they are going to fail abysmally. I REALLY want one of you

ANNONYMOUS individuals

to step up to the plate.

Quite frankly I'm fed up to the back teeth of you wankers, fed up with your antics, fed up with your take on life in general.

And you call ME a fucking doomer?

Look in the freakin mirror pals, I'm not happy with the situation as it is, the STATUS fucking QUO, but I CAN deal with it,

It just sickens me that you fuckers CAN'T or WON'T deal with it and then, to compound your abject COWARDICE (for that is waht it is and will prove to be WTSHTF) you dick around with folks on this forum who are attempting to do some good...

One day, face to face...

Mother FUCKERS

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), June 10, 1999.

Mr Poole? I believe that one stung our friend Andy a little. The delicious irony is that he started this thread with a jab at you. Life is funny sometimes, yes? Very funny indeed......... I'd like to quote our friend Andy with some words of his wisdom .......

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (that REALLY felt good!!)

Deano

-- Deano (deano@luvthebeach.com), June 10, 1999.

Yes it stung,

I stand by what I have always said about you and your fellow ignoramus pooleCrETin.

enjoy

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), June 10, 1999.