INVAR's Lesson #2 - The Revealing ot the Spoon

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INVAR's Lesson #2

This is a spoon. Don't tell INVAR. He must learn for himself.

You cannot bend what you can not envision

Look deeper..........see the spoon coming into focus

More clearly than before...........the spoon wants to be known

Bend the spoon my child......Beeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd.....

Will it still not bend for you........Ahhhhhh.......

YOu must still become one with the spoon.......

INVAR..SPOON spoon invar Inspoonvar Varinspoon ........Yes yes......ALMOST there!

CLEARER AND CLEARER.........HARK THE SPOON

Do you love the spoon yet INVAR.......have you feltl the spoon in your spirit.........have you yet become as the spoon in order to   to know the spoon intimately......

Soon INVAR.......soon you will bend the spoon..........and wisdom will be yours

Soon the spoon will enlighten you with Y2K wisdom

INVAR's Lesson #2

This is a spoon. Don't tell INVAR. He must learn for himself.

You cannot bend what you can not envision

Look deeper..........see the spoon coming into focus

More clearly than before...........the spoon wants to be known

Bend the spoon my child......Beeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd.....

Will it still not bend for you........Ahhhhhh.......

YOu must still become one with the spoon.......

INVAR..SPOON spoon invar Inspoonvar Varinspoon ........Yes yes......ALMOST there!

CLEARER AND CLEARER.........HARK THE SPOON

Do you love the spoon yet INVAR.......have you feltl the spoon in your spirit.........have you yet become as the spoon in order to   to know the spoon intimately......

Soon INVAR.......soon you will bend the spoon..........and wisdom will be yours

Soon the spoon will enlighten you with Y2K wisdom



-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), May 10, 1999

Answers

I knew that was a spoon.

-- GeeGee (GeeGee@madtown.com), May 10, 1999.

I don't this would work for INVAR. Only hard-core, anything goes LIBERALS can see what is not there (excluding the other psychos and idiots specifically identified as such).

-- joe (joe@eatme.scum), May 10, 1999.

I knew there was something I left out in my preps

SPOONS I need extra spoons!

Makes me want to run to the bomb shelter.

-- Johnny (jljtm@bellsouth.net), May 10, 1999.


Gee gee and Joe----------

The spoon is well pleased.........the spoon will soon bend for you.......possibly even honorary memberships in the 'Yuri Geller Institute of Advanced Spoon Bending' will be yours

This is a great day for human-spoon dialogue and understanding indeed!!

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), May 10, 1999.


These are some spoonerisms that have been attributed to Reverend Spooner (who was Warden of New College in Oxford from 1903 to 1924):

A half-warmed fish.

Our queer Dean.

A well-boiled icicle.

A blushing crow.

The Lord is a shoving leopard.

Mardon padam, this pie is occupewed.

You have hissed my mystery lectures; you have tasted a whole worm.

You will leave Oxford on the next town drain.

You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle. Is the bean dizzy?

-- Just (Spooning@bowl.com), May 10, 1999.



I thought the dish ran away with the spoon.

-- Ready (ready@thistime.com), May 10, 1999.

Different spoon.........you can not run away with THE spoon.......the spoon can not be controlled.........the spoon know all but does not bend for all.........are you one with the spoon.......can you not tell where the spoon ends and you begin........

The spoon has noticed that INVAR has been missing classes! Naughty INVAR.......the spoon is compassionate though......and benevolent.......

What more to ask for.......a jug of wine, a loaf of bread and.............(drum roll)........the spoon.

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), May 10, 1999.


Well, definitely not Thou beside me singing in the Wilderness, Craig.

-- Omar (khayyam@tents.Rus), May 10, 1999.

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