Lack of Air Conditioning.

"Heat ma'am?It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh & sit in my bones."

Drinking untreated water.

"He who drinks a tumbler has literally in his stomach more animated beings than there are men,women & children on the face of the globe"

Insults.

(Having led a sheltered life,the profane language used in some of recent threads was quite interesting ...for about 5 minutes.One thing that did strike me was its repetitive nature.If you are going to flame anyone how about using some imagination ??)

Examples from the past below to get you thinking.

"If you can't say anything good about anybody,sit right down here beside me."

"He sounds as though he has been weaned on a pickle."

"He has the heart of a cucumber fried in snow"

"As for you,little envious prigs,snarling,bastard,puny Critics,you'll soon have soon have railed your last.Go hang yourselves."

"Thou pickle-herring in the puppet show of nonsense."

"Fleas can be taught nearly everything that a Congressman can."

"He suffers from Halitosis of the intellect.That's presuming he has an intellect."

"If a traveller were informed that such a man was the President,he might begin to comprehend how the Egyptians worshipped an insect."

"He has the lucidity which is a by-product of a fundamentally sterile mind.Listening to him is like paying a visit to Woolworths;everything is in its place & nothing above a cent."

"I couldn't have called him a SOB.I didn't know he was one at the time."

-- Chris (griffen@globalnet.co.uk), May 08, 1999

Answers

Thou cannest hurl such profanity and also be one with the spoon......

Go back a few threads and read 'INVAR's lesson'.....that you also may benefit from the wisdom of the ages and know of the spoon.

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), May 08, 1999.

craig,just where are you inserting that spoon that you have become "one" with it?

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), May 09, 1999.