INVAR's Lesson

You cannot bend what you can not envision

Look deeper..........search.......imagine.........what do you see?

Is there a spoon there somewhere?

Bend the spoon my child......Beeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd.....

Will it not bend for you........Ahhhhhh.......

First you must become one with the spoon.......

INVAR..SPOON spoon invar Inspoonvar Varinspoon ........Yes yes......ALMOST there!

NO NO NO!!!!

First you must love the spoon.......you must feel the spoon in your spirit.........you must become a spoon to know a spoon intimately......

Not now INVAR, maybe later.......time heals all wounds........one day you will bend the spoon..........

 

 

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), May 07, 1999

Answers

uh Craig...help me out here...was that supposed to mean something?

-- a (a@a.a), May 07, 1999.

little a,

Go see The Matrix. There is no spoon

-- Elbow Grease (Elbow_Grease@AutoShop.com), May 07, 1999.

Ah.......you are not a graduate of the 'Yuri Geller Institute of Advanced Spoon Bending' I see..........

Consider the spoon.....how she lay in a cutlery drawer silent yet majestic........

Will the spoon bend for you? Perhaps. Consider. Reflect........

One day you may be wise in the ways of the spoon also......and reach the ultimate where you are one with the spoon.

-- Craig (craig@ccinet.ab.ca), May 07, 1999.

you people are just too bored...

-- . (.@...), May 07, 1999.

Those are really Craig's eyeballs.

-- ha ha (he@ha.ho), May 07, 1999.

Naw.

Craig ... without bifocals.

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), May 07, 1999.

I must have missed an important thread cause I can't make the connection between INVAR and Gellar. Did Uri have a hard on for Clinton too?

-- a (a@a.a), May 07, 1999.

I had a Craig stero a long time ago. It cost me 250.00 and wasn't worth a shit.

-- Nikoli Krushev (doomsday@y2000.com), May 08, 1999.

Nope,

It quite clearly illustrates how "gentleman" decker and CETPoole "see" y2k.

Bwwwaaa hahahahaha

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), May 08, 1999.

Where is Johnny Carson when we need him?

-- No Spam Please (No_Spam_Please@anon_ymous.com), May 08, 1999.

spoon?....the battle cry of the tick?....the tick will fix y2k?...INGENIOUS!!!

-- zoobie (zoobiezoob@yahoo.com), May 08, 1999.

Never make people laugh.If you would succeed in life,you must be solemn,solemn as an ass.

All great monuments are built to solemn asses.

Sen.Thomas Corwin

-- Chris (griffen@globalnet.co.uk), May 08, 1999.

SEn. cORWIn WaS OBviOUslY NeVER TO thE "DIetER MEMoriAL obLisK"!!!!

-- Dieter (questions@toask.com), May 08, 1999.

Craig = DiEteR

-- Stan Faryna (info@giglobal.com), May 09, 1999.

http://www.psychicinvestigator.com/pise/demo/URISKPTC2.htm

"Spoon bending is usually done by misdirection. Get everyone to look away while you bend the spoon. Geller has even been known to hold up a bent spoon and say 'it's bending, it's bending' while gradually revealing more of the bend between his fingers."

-- OutingsR (us@here.yar), May 09, 1999.

Craig,

Get with the times. All the really hepcat, politico-types quit bending spoons years ago. The SPORK is where it's at!

-- Nathan (nospam@all.com), May 09, 1999.

Nathan -- shouldn't it be "Get with the tiNes"?

-- OutingsR (us@here.yar), May 09, 1999.

Outings, it took me a couple of hours but i just got it, LOL!

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), May 09, 1999.

OutingsR,

Beautiful!

-- Nathan (nospam@all.com), May 09, 1999.