WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH THE LOOTERS BODIES

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LEFT TO ROT??OR,IN THE STEW POT??

-- DIGGER (CHRISTIANSMAKEGOOD EATIN@YOU'REBETTEROFF.COM), April 22, 1999

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HMMM....I seem to remember hearing that human flesh can be really unhealthy to eat-we are a sickly chemical laden species-although if you cook it long enough,...seems just a bit macabre,though,don't'cha think?

-- ZOOBIE (ZOOB@AOL.COM), April 22, 1999.

people are super salty,have plenty of beer on hand

-- born again (beentheredonethat@jefferydhamer.com), April 22, 1999.

The Caribbean Island nation of Dominica is home to the last know group of autonomous Carib Indians in the world. The Caribs were nortorious cannibals, into the early part of this century. A famous Carib chieftan was quoted as saying, "I don't like to eat Christians. They always give me a bellyache!" I would tend to believe him.

Now the Caribs on Dominica once fierce and proud warriors, support themselves by growing bananas and selling woven baskets to tourists. Ain't progress neat?

-- this is a dumb thread (history lesson@for.today), April 22, 1999.


I seem to remember that quite some time ago there was a thread about the government buying up a supply of millions of body bags. Sounds like they are prepared for at least SOMETHING.

-- winna (??@??.com), April 22, 1999.

a polly in every pot

-- h (h@h.h), April 22, 1999.


I've heard from an undertaker friend that ingestion of all the preservatives in the food we eat has made embalming nearly superfluous. So, while I'm not sure I'd want to eat human flesh, it would probably store well. 8-d

-- Elbow Grease (Elbow_Grease@AutoShop.com), April 22, 1999.

We already had a LONG thread on cannabilism a LONG time ago. Doesn't anybody grep through the archives before posting ?

-- Blue Himalayan (bh@k2.y), April 22, 1999.

No, Blue Cat,...nobody does...endemic laziness, methinks....

As to the question: what should be done with looters bodies,..I propose you (while body is still breathing), 1)ask what they want/need 2) provide information or material if you can 3) point weapon if they look like the the "living dead"...4)leave door locked.

This is a trollish post...note all caps in the title...I only answer cos I have extra time on my hands and need amusement.

-- Donna Barthuley (moment@pacbell.net), April 22, 1999.


Moot point. The world is not going to end, therefore there will be no looters. I'm sure many GIs will be unhappy at the thought of not shooting and eating people...

-- Y2K Pro (2@641.com), April 22, 1999.

Maybe Digger is from Denver, or Littleton?

-- Betty alice (Barn266@aol.com), April 22, 1999.


Not moot. An ethical question, no matter how ghoulishly put. If one sees "the other" as "a dead looter" it colors perspective...changes thought....words are hammers...words are nails and boards...Chose your words carefully. They cement your reality.

-- Donna Barthuley (moment@pacbell.net), April 23, 1999.

Donna, these sorts of thoughts are popping up mainstream ...

http://www.drudgereport.co m/matt.htm

[ For Educational Purposes ]

HUNTER S THOMPSON PREPARES FOR MILLENNIUM

Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson is getting ready for the next millennium.

"I am hoarding bullets," says Thompson, "many thousands of them."

"Bullets will always be valuable, especially when your lights go out and your neighbors start running out of food.

"After the year 2000, the only people who'll be safe to have as friends will be dead people."
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Oh my, by November will this Forum have been swept aside by the rushing mainstream which makes us *all* look like Pollys?

I will be racked with disbelief if I ever see a panic, but the news is getting stranger every day -- especially as it follows lines that were discussed on the farthest outreaches of outposts just a few months ago here ... too weird

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-- Leska (allaha@earthlink.net), April 23, 1999.


Hunter S Thompson is a nutcase. A relatively cool one, however. I don't know if he wasn't kidding there.

-- Leo (lchampion@ozemail.com.au), April 23, 1999.

Hey Digger,

I'm Christian. However I doubt I would make much of a meal. Way to stringy. Would be like chewing on Mountain Lion. Don't be too free with threatening the unknown!

However since you seem to be interested in the subject...

Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption by Bob Arson

http://www.enviroweb.org/coe/e-sermons/butcher.html

-- freeman (freeman@cali.com), April 23, 1999.


freeman,

The old mountain men of the early 1800's considered the mountain lion to be the very best of the wild game meats. Not at all tough and stringy as you imply.

Gerald

-- Gerald R. Cox (grcox@internetwork.net), April 23, 1999.



Why not feed the bodies to Freddie's lazy, good for nothing son-in- law?

-- CashQueen (RichLady@$$$.com), April 23, 1999.

Gerald

-- Gerald R. Cox (grcox@internetwork.net), April 23, 1999.

This is my other name. Yes, schizoid.

Try it! May be Christian but not neuter!

-- Mark Hillyard (foster@inreach.com), April 23, 1999.


that butchering web page was GREAT!!! knoweledge is power!!!

-- zoobie (zoob@aol.com), April 24, 1999.

Everyone seems to be forgetting the risks involved in blood work. One little scratch at the wrong time can have very unpleasant consequences. And HIV is not the only risk factor.

-- Grettir (thestrong@elder~eddas.edu), April 25, 1999.

Speedy interment or cremation. Prevent spreading diseases.

-- dinosaur (dinosaur@williams-net.com), June 03, 1999.

string them up by their feet,cut their throats,bleed them out, take butcher knife,chop their legs,and arms off,chop through their elbow and knees.chop their heads off,send the pieces though

"the wood chipper"

-- woody (woody@woodchipper.net), November 28, 1999.


GarySouth has a recipe posted for "long pig". Check it out.

-- Flint (flintc@mindspring.com), November 28, 1999.

Jefrey Dahmer was ahead of his time!

-- Alfred E (what@meWorry.com), November 28, 1999.

Most visitors to mainland China in the 1930s could see baskets and bamboo cages hanging from light poles and similar tall poles at street corners in cities like Shanghi and Peking.

Inside the baskets and cages were the heads of those that had committed crimes, even petty ones that we would call infractions today. It was totally effective, because the baskets/cages would have to be refilled from time to time, but it definately had an impact on those with crime on the mind.

-- hunter (way@up.north), November 29, 1999.


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