My first Y2K problem today???? I just don't know... Woke up the am, and my Rolex was reading Monday... 29th !!!!!... Man, don't know what to do now. Had never heard that March 1, 1999 was a problem date.. Can anyone help me please?????

-- Y2Kounting (confused@Y2Poop.com), March 01, 1999

Answers

Arrrruuuuugah....Arrruuuugah....Troll Alert!!!

Up periscope.

Whattamaroon.

-- Bugs (what'sup@doc.com), March 01, 1999.

Get a life.

-- PMS (trolls@trolls.alike), March 01, 1999.

Your battery is low or your Rolex isn't really a Rolex it's probably a fake.

-- onaroll (onaroll@roll.com), March 01, 1999.

Actually there is a problem. It's called insomnial infestation. While you were sleeping. your watch wasn't and it actually got 24 hours ahead of your brain. Your neurons forgot to tell your watch this wasn't a leap year therefor your watch was wrong. You see, it was all YOUR fault.

-- Lobo (Hiding@woods.com), March 01, 1999.

Reset your Rolex to 1971, then next year it will think it's 1972 and be okay.....

-- Robert A. Cook, P.E. (Kennesaw, GA) (cook.r@csaatl.com), March 01, 1999.

This can be fixed using the windowing solution. Open a window and toss it out.

-- a (a@a.a), March 02, 1999.

a, too much!!! LOL!!!!

-- Jack (jsprat@eld.net), March 02, 1999.

Actually you entered a TIMEWHARP and tomorrow you will meet yourself in an other Y2K dimension!!! On thing you can be sure of............. There will also be a DiEtEr thErE!!!

-- Data (Data@Enterprise.com), March 03, 1999.