Load of good chicken manure for the new vegetable garden, box of shotgun shells, oil lamp with wicks and oil, aromatherapy candles (to drown out the smell of rotting garbage--and the chicken manure), wellies (rubber boots) for the new vegetable garden--any other suggestions?

For either sex--if you're really romantic, order a nice bottle of champagne and a loaf of French bread packed nicely in a basket and delivered to your sweetie at work with this note: "A loaf of bread/A jug of wine/And thou beside me in the wilderness/Were paradise enough." Omar the Tentmaker (I think that's the quote, that book is packed already, close enough anyway.)

-- Romantic Old Git (anon@spamproblems.com), February 11, 1999

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Thanks Old Git. You are romantic and practical too. That is the sort of fellow that is good to have around.

Might I also suggest non-hybrid seeds, tomatoe cages, garden fensing, and some chocolate? The chocolate is for me. LOL

I really appreciate this post. Thanks.

-- me (justme@aol.com), February 11, 1999.

Two zip together sleeping bags. With a "lets get zipped" card.

-- Bill (y2khippo@yahoo.com), February 11, 1999.

my husband and i discussed this last night. he wanted to buy me some sexy new clothes for valentines day. i said forget it, how about helping me buy a sexy new kerosene heater instead? if things work out ok, he can buy me the outfit in february of 2000.

-- jocelyne slough (jonslough@tln.net), February 11, 1999.

A mule with a plow, nonhybrid seeds, couple bottles of Glenfiddich and a bottle of Chardonnary, and one more thing - some KY-Jelly for me. It will be a hot time in the ole town tonight!

-- Annie Oakley (AnnieOakley@gotmugun.com), February 11, 1999.

beano

Got bens?

Got Beans?

-- Blazing Saddles (ozone@x.com), February 11, 1999.

"Load of good chicken manure"

For Valentine's Day??? My wife would kick me out, Y2K or no Y2K!!! LOL

-- couldn't resist (load@chicken.manure), February 11, 1999.