Why is it that when I'm around small children they begin to sing my name? And then they claim that my name is their name too...It gets tiring after a long day of work waiting in the welfare line that I deserve a little piece and quiet...Is there anyway to stop the ridicule other than changing my name?

-- John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmitz (lordoon@hotmail.com), January 07, 1999

Answers

Well, you could just start going by "Jack".

Hmm. Maybe you should... I don't know.

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmitz, his name is my name too....

whenever we go out, we hear the people shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmitz!"

-- William (spqrspqr@hotmail.com), January 07, 1999.

you could try and stop talking to kids or sell your name for a couple of bucks and then you could find someone who wants to sell there name and buy that one

-- jerauld hager (budddyboy88@hotmail.com), November 21, 2002.