"Don't burn your bridges ahead of you"

-- Kevin (mixesmusic@worldnet.att.net), December 22, 1998

Answers

Yea, cause you should ration the gasoline & matches! LOL

-- Randy (flembob@usa.net), December 22, 1998.

Almost Y2K Ready ... Dec. 31, 1999

*Sigh*

-- Diane J. Squire (sacredspaces@yahoo.com), December 22, 1998.

"Got wheat?"

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), December 22, 1998.

Honey could you check the fusebox?

-- clem (clem@sat.net), December 22, 1998.

"OK here's the rope. Let's go find some programmers."

-- a (a@a.a), December 22, 1998.

"But a (a@a.a), this ain't any good. We gotta have a TREE!!!"

DB

-- D. B. Cooper (parachute@thetail.plane), December 22, 1998.

"Examine your life. Determine what's important. Act accordingly."

-- a (a@a.a), December 23, 1998.

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror." ---Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)

-- Hallyx (Hallyx@aol.com), December 23, 1998.

Start the car hon, we'll take the kids skiing while IT finishes the testing. Monday it's back to work. Did you unplug the iron?

-- Jimmy Bagga Doughnuts (jim1bets@worldnet.att.net), December 23, 1998.

(Borrowing gratefully from Diane)

Shift Happens!

-- Donna Barthuley (moment@pacbell.net), December 23, 1998.

"Worry is advance payment on a debt that many never come due!" Great Granny

-- Holly Allen (Holly3325@juno.com), December 23, 1998.

Oooops! That should be "may" never come due!

-- Holly Allen (Holly3325@juno.com), December 23, 1998.

What's Y2K?

-- Rob Michaels (sonofdust@net.com), December 23, 1998.

"Is it real?," ---asked by a reporter at the recent UN Y2K conference.

-- Hallyx (Hallyx@aol.com), December 24, 1998.

"What time is it?"

-- No Spam Please (anon@ymous.com), December 24, 1998.

"This is bullshit! The real Millennium is 2001!"

-- Andy (2000EOD@prodigy.net), December 25, 1998.

# # # 19981225

"Remember Y2K!?" ... Proper credo to thwart techno-tyrants of every stripe--pre/post-Y2K Techno-Ambush!

Regards, Bob Mangus # # #

-- Robert Mangus (rmangus@mail.netquest.com), December 25, 1998.

"Take time to stop and smell the spent cartridges."

M

-- M (007@Q.com), December 25, 1998.

Y2k IS 4 U 2

-- Moore Dinty moore (not@thistime.com), December 25, 1998.

"Take time to stop and smell the spent cartridges." M

This sicko posted this on Christmas Day.

how about: Do you think Crazy Eddie will help me out with a loan now that I have to get a life.

-- Jimmy Bagga Doughnuts (jim1bets@worldnet.att.net), December 26, 1998.

"Y2K? Because it's there."

-- No Spam Please (anon@ymous.com), December 26, 1998.

Y2K? Because centuries happen.

-- Hallyx (Hallyx@aol.com), December 26, 1998.

Year MM Actually. Isn't it?

-- Hallyx (Hallyx@aol.com), December 26, 1998.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -- Robert A. Heinlein

-- andrea (mebsmebs@hotmail.com), December 28, 1998.

If Heinlein were checking out this forum would he feel like a stranger in a strange land.

The quote should be "Andrea, you married?"

-- Jimmy Bagga Doughnuts (jim1bets@worldnet.att.net), December 28, 1998.

We're always being told that time is running out;

it is

and getting things done won't stop it.

-- Joan Silber

-- Runway Cat (runway_cat@hotmail.com), December 29, 1998.

"Y2K: a Geek Tragedy"

-- Kevin (mixesmusic@worldnet.att.net), December 30, 1998.

"Beware of Geeks bearing gifts"

-- Kevin (mixesmusic@worldnet.att.net), December 30, 1998.

Kevin, I second your

"Y2K: a Geek Tragedy"

-- No Spam Please (anon@ymous.com), December 30, 1998.

"The future ain't what it used to be. " --- Aurther C. Clarke

-- Hallyx (Hallyx@aol.com), December 31, 1998.

Arthur (sheesh)

-- Hallyx (Hallyx@aol.com), December 31, 1998.