Post your request here, whatever it is.

-- Gary (njarc@ica.net), December 14, 1998

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I am at my wits’ end and don’t know which way to turn. Through no fault of my own, since last September I have been the de facto moderator of a forum called Ask A Drunk. I’ve tried my best to make it interesting, amusing, non-carcinogenic, etc., but despite all my efforts it’s a pile of pish, written entirely by numpties.

Please, please help me. Come to Ask A Drunk and post facetious opinions on the least relevant topics of the day. True, it’s a complete waste of your time and effort, but everyone has to make sacrifices occasionally and there are worse things to sacrifice than a sense of purpose. Believe me, I know.

-- Rex (rex@waitrose.com), June 16, 2002.