I will email you whatever I find . In the meantime, althought not quite what you want, this is a nice and funny poem about 'the future '. . Progress by Samuel Hoffenstein - ( 1890 - 1947 )(posted 9143 days ago)They'll soon be flying to Mars, I hear -
But how do you open a bottle of beer ?
A flash will take you from Nome to New York -
But how the hell do you pull a cork ?
They'll rocketeer you to Hibernia -
But open a window and get a hernia.
They've stripped space from the widow'd blue -
But where is the lace that fits a shoe ?
Where is the key that fits a lock ?
Where is the garter that holds a sock ?
They'll hop to the moon and skip to the stars,
But what'll stay put are the lids on jars.
The mighty telescope looks far,
But finds no place to park a car.
The world crackles with cosmic minds
Tangled up in Venetian blinds.
One day they'll resurrect the dead,
Who'll die again of colds in the head.