A few thoughts:(posted 8840 days ago)1. You could mount the bed vertically against the wall and just pretend the model's lying on it.
2. You could build one of those Peter Pan type wire-flying rigs they use for stage productions and just hover over her.
4. Why not stand on the bed? Just tuck your toes under the covers and your home free...just be sure her boyfriend doesn't find out.
Actually, not having done this, I think I've seen photos of scaffolding type rigs where you can sit in the middle, or you might want to try two ladders with a very wide, sturdy board running between them. At least, if you fall, you'll have a soft place to land. The model might not appreciate it, however! But, remember, these are just suggestions and I accept no responsibility in this at all...if the model sues, I don't want to hear you say, "Todd made me do it!"